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Jul 27, 2008 | 8:58 PM EDT
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EDIT: Daily Feature?!?! Holy crap, thanks a lot guys!
You must have really enjoyed the orange juice :]
EDIT: Front page!?!!? *Dies*
EDIT: Fifth place game; Month of July 2008.
I'd like to thank everybody that made this possible,
i never knew the game would be that popular :D
Glad you liked it, PM me if you have suggestions, or critiques.
Thanks a bunch :]

WARNING: This movie contains strobing colors, high pitched tones, and an angry computer;
By playing this flash game you agree as viewer that I, the author, am not at all
responsible for any injury that may happen to you. Thank you.


I'll never be the same after making this flash.
Every single letter made in this had to be done frame by frame,
the most tedious, back breaking progress that i'll probably never do again.
This isn't your normal test,
it helps you discover yourself, and compare yourself to others.
And yes, it's a quiz.
You get scored on every click you make, so,
pay attention.

Enjoy ;]

1. Select [cancel load]
2. Select each answer that is furthest to the left for every question.
3. When you get to the numbered task, select 36 in the top left corner.
4. Keep selecting answers furthest to the left.
6. Again, continue pressing answers that are furthest to the left.
Done now? When you get to your final score, it should be 51.
If it's something else, you did it wrong.



Rated 5 / 5 stars


31...suck it angry computer...and dont lie,i retook it and i lied...i said i was single...and i got a 5...5...5...

K-Guare responds:

Lol. :D
Envisage would like to remind you that the computer test applications are not 'Angry', just malfunctioned.|

Thanks for reviewing :]


Rated 5 / 5 stars

... BOO

Confused Prons :D. [pro/con]: this got front page? this doesn't seem to Front Page-ish ... no offense just surprised. CONGRATULATIONS!

I got a score of 77.

K-Guare responds:

I'm glad i've made the most unique game to ever hit the front page :D!
[At least that's what i've seen...]
Thanks for your compliments :]


Rated 5 / 5 stars


So this is the first review I've written in a looong time. So here goes. The first time around you had me paranoid, thinking that every response to an answer I posted was intended to twist my perception of the game. After my first go around I finally figured out that it wasn't as much as I had supposed it was. MindGames would be a better word for this game, and I figured out that liking bagels greatly increases your score. I shall refrain from becoming part of the rest of the cattle that has made newgrounds grow so large and hollow by posting my score and I'll keep it to, I'm glad I figured it all out. It's the small things in life that matter, right? All in all I liked it, I liked the atmosphere it set-up, how it made me feel like the game was controlling me, not me controlling the game. I liked the scheme of it, it made me feel like I was in a dark room when it was lit just fine. 5/5 I'm looking forward to checking out the rest of your productions, whether they're out now or on their way. Congratulations on front page.

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K-Guare responds:

Liking bagels does NOT greatly increase your score.
The answers you give greatly affect your score, it isn't just that one question.
But this is a great review, glad i could spark you into
reviewing submissions again.
I'm truly glad your not like everyone else.
"HEY K-GUARE, IS [shitty score here] A GOOD SCORE.?"
You don't know how many PMs i have right now asking that question.
Thank you for your encouraging words, and
if you ever need anything, feel free to PM me ;]


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

It is okay.

I have played funnier ones. I like how you used the portal idea.

K-Guare responds:

Portal was a good style influence :]
But i'm glad you liked it, man. :D


Rated 5 / 5 stars


It wasn't really a game to be taken serious. If anything, it was very amusing. Am I the only one who heard a British woman's voice in my head whilst reading the text? Very brief, yet very entertaining. I'll have to give it another go.

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K-Guare responds:

Yes, not many people understand the fact that
this test is not supposed to be scientifically or psychologically valid.
I did not hear a british woman's voice while reading it, or while making it :]
Sorry lol, but thanks for the review :]