Ultimate Gear War
Join the alien war, prepare your gear and protect your base at all cost!
4.15 / 5.00 16,751 ViewsCalum Best is going to go without sex for 50 days. imagine how that might feel (easy for some of you obviously) but really.. imagine how it would feel to be chatted up by a hottie who is intent on getting you into bed, but you have to ignore her... for those of you who have never been in this situation - we've recreated it in glorious flash-and-video-o-vision
Reviews
Rated 1 / 5 stars July 16, 2009
well
honestly, not really one of your best submissions
Rated 4 / 5 stars March 19, 2009
A Test of Incorruptibility!
It may have been an endorsement for MTV, but at least when you are most adept at this game, you might prove yourself to be a true Legend of Sexual Rejection.
Anyways, great job. Keep it up!
Ave Quintus!!
Rated 0 / 5 stars November 27, 2008
m-bot you suck
my first review got deleted... but here comes my 2nd.
didn't enjoy this "game" in the slightest, irritating women and a poorly constructed flash game that was a blatent advertisement.
i wonder how much tom got paid to put that on the front page..
fair play to him though making money from a site that was originaly hosted by various porn sites. But still hosted by porn to porning yourself out to a crappy multi national corporation like mtv how low can you go? blup blup
we didn't pay tom anything at all. tbh coming on his site and slagging him off when he provides you with free entertainment 24-7 makes you come across as a whining little brat.
Rated 1 / 5 stars September 14, 2008
seriously, this game is bad
my other review got deleted, and im bot sure why, all it was was criticism, i didnt even say the game sucked or anything.
i said it before, and i will say it again, this game DOES have a good potential; if you made it so you could avoid with the mouse, made a larger playing area, and added more "squares per inch" this game would be pretty good, (and do i even need to say it)
anyways, the girl was ok looking, however had a sort of annyouing voice, and no nudity, even though the rating "advertises" it. and speaking of advertisements, this is one, you could make about the fact that it is less subtle, and just get to the point, or put ads in between different scenes.
0/5, 2/10
this game has potential, but it seriously needs some work to be good
Rated 0 / 5 stars August 26, 2008
Banal, trite
Idea for the game was pretty boring and the game itself is fairly boring as well. Stopped after beating the first level since there was no point, and the fact that the woman's voice was annoying didn't help either.
Also the tails from the circles are hard to see due to the color, which makes it easier to get hit.
Nothing but a poorly disguised advertisement.