Wow.
Here is its eulogy, a collection of the kind words written about it while still among the living. They shall live on forever in its place.
You are poor little ralph living in a neighborhood filled with pedophiles, and now you must dodge them (using arrow up and arrow down) the difficulty increases.
Wow.
ownasaurus I agree with u :)
Can nobody take a joke? What's wrong with all you people? This game is meant to make you laugh nothing more. Giving it serious reviews doesn't reflect positively on your intellect.
Seriously man... what is this doing here? ABORT ABORT!
Apart from not having a huge interest in pedophiles and little kids, the gameplay is just lacking. The graphics are awful. i actually like the silly song, though it gets on your nerves after a while.