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THE FATE OF THE WORLD IS IN YOUR HANDS!
My marketing team has shown that the viewing public of Newgrounds are big fans of video game parodies and they also like interactive flash movies.
With that in mind I bring you my interactive parody of the popular game Mass Effect.
Which is a great game if you like fucking giant smurfs with squid heads.
This is a poor excuse for a video.
You know this might have been good if: 1. You actually had any sort of plot whatsoever; 2. actually tried to make a decent video with an intelligent message; actually made fun of mass effect in an intelligent, thoughtful, observant, or funny manner, (other than saying, "Which is a great game if you like fucking giant smurfs with squid heads." that is so stupid i won't even adress that..) 3. made actually good characters...(clocks? wtf?) 4. was actually funny in anyway whatsoever. Seriously this was a waste of my time. 5. didn't swear needlessly in a pointless childish manner (not for the plot, or humor). or 6. didn't insult your audience and video game parodies in general. THIS WAS A WASTE OF MY TIME.
You know i bet your one of those people who stupidly bought mass effect without knowing what it was, or are just randomly hating on it out of pure ignorance. Next time you want to make a video with an actual purpose i'll be happy to watch it. UNTIL THEN THIS IS AN EMBARRASMENT.
I'd call Mass Effect the worst game ever but I've played the Halo series which was far worse.
Keep your pseudo-intellectual reviews away from me.
If you decide to make a parody of GREAT game, atleast have the decency of doing it properly.... I don't find this funny, mainly because the sloppy work makes me SICK! :D
Anyways, umm, yeah....
Mass Effect sucked fucking big time.
"Which is a great game if you like fucking giant smurfs with squid heads."
I'm taking it you don't like mass effect?
A smurf is blue...right? And they look like small humans right?
So how do the "squids" look like smurfs?
Oh...and just anothing thing. Using and saying FUCk doesn't make you cool.
Unless you are Samual Mother-Fucking L Jackson.
Kiss me fat boy!
This film clearly demonstrates your experiential knowledge of life on the streets of suburban Detroit. We, the audience, are fully immersed in the depths of the main character's being as he pursues a career in refrigerator repair.
When he found his wife's head in the freezer in the second scene of act 3 I screamed like a little girl. Thank you for this emotionally moving peice of artwork. It transcends all social morays with its honesty, which is what this world needs today.
And they say the art of criticism is dead. You sir, are a master of observational wording and a fine asset to both this site and the world we live in.
it was short and weird but i got a laugh out of it 3/5
Health Reminder 3: The Unfixable Thought Machine
This is oil story... The real trend of the world. How Tuk uses oil to solve his problems?
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