Eulogy For: Reys Quest To Run 5 Miles

(Score at Death: 2.09/5.00)

This submission was BLAMMED by our users.

Here is its eulogy, a collection of the kind words written about it while still among the living. They shall live on forever in its place.

07/11/08 – 08/19/08


Submitted by Meepdude with the following comments:

I need to exercise more.

NOTE: This submission isnt meant to be taken seriously so dont be expecting something awesome. I just whipped this up for a friend and decided "hey, why not submit it?" so i did. Arrow keys to move and jump.

Score: 5
DrawdeHellfire

"it was cute"

date: July 11, 2008

I don't know why, but the UFO made me nervous.


Score: 9
smillinvic

"lost all my weight"

date: July 11, 2008

running that 5 miles but then i gain it back with the pie ........... so i jumped off the cliff


Score: 3
LiquidSapphire

"Hehehe..."

date: July 11, 2008

Made me laugh, but the graphics could use some work, aswell as the programming and the reason. Overall 3.


Score: 7
the1manwiththeplan

"Funny"

date: July 11, 2008

couldve added some more humor though cause Im sure gameplay wasent your main objective here


Score: 2
CT2SKATE

"Could be better"

date: July 11, 2008

I know your intentions for this game were to not be taken seriously and not to be expecting of awesomeness, but honestly, your game was dull.

-The music was obnoxious (It sounded like an eleven year old was doing the vocals)
-Game objective? (What was the objective of the game? To run 5 miles? Yeah, nice objective you got there...)
-Pixels? (Honestly? Mario for the SNES looked better than this. The stick figure doesn't even have a jumping animation or running animation).
-GG physics? (Jumping over clouds? lol)
-Death? (I missed the cliff jump and fell into the abyss, but didn't die, so I basically had no where to go because I couldn't jump back up to the cliff even with the ridiculous physics in the game).
-Challenging? (Eh, not so much)

So, yeah... It basically needs more work if it is to be any good...


Score: 10
Naruto-Fan-101

"another masterpeice"

date: July 11, 2008

beautiful another great work but serously it really wasn't five miles.... :( :P


Score: 9
rakdosleader

"silly"

date: July 12, 2008

its just somthing fun made in spare time probaly. And was the music the japanese version of the shin-chan song?