Eulogy For: Mojo: Bare-Assed Monkey
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This submission was BLAMMED by our users.
Here is its eulogy, a collection of the kind words written about it while still among the living. They shall live on forever in its place.
08/09/00 – 10/28/07
This movie will reveal your true soul.
Good Ideas..crappy drawings.. Nice job over all though. There was some funny shit in there. Hey whats up with the 1 legged boy at the zoo!?! ehehe
If there was an award to be given for ass-control, then that monkey would get the Gold!
That monkey could play the piano with an ass that limber!
this was a pretty funny movie, but i want to see more monkeys rampaging around the city!!!!
Ah haha! When he farted on the kid and set him on fire I was crying I was laughing so hard, and it was very ren&stimpy-esque when he slapped the guy with his buttcheeks. Forgiving the graphics I liked it a lot! keep up the good work.
This was great!! the rating should be higher!! I love rampaging monkeys and im making a cartoon about one that robs a bank right now! maybe we can work together some time. mimemasta_9999@yahoo.com
original, yes. funny, yes. graphics, no. liked it, yes.
hehehe - you seriously have issues, my friend :)
Monkey ass very hairy. me no like it. his shit get caught up in hair when he defficate. what does gun store man say? me no understand. woman with kid very fat. lopsided boobies. methinks this was equal to movie made about squirrel shitting. thank you.
hell yeah man, great movie, love the ending song, n all the different angles , so twisted so great
Beautiful. I love the multiple angles for the ass slapping part. And then when he... hahaha
Give this man the award.
Shit, dont ever watch this while youre stoned as hell. I smoked a lot of KB and watched this and I was laughing and crying for like 20 minutes. It was great though. Nice monkey.
I personally loved it!My favorite part was when mojo was slapping that guy in the face with his butt and then farting and blowing his head off!!!Aha!Keep the movies coming!Not bad at all for a first timer!
This is the biggest piece of shit ive ever seen.
it sucks so much ass, as you do (the author) so fuck the author i hate this shit!!!
I have seen some Bullshit before, but that sucks ass!!!! shut the fuck up asshole!
Before you create a portal entry, I suggest you learn how to animate, put sound to it, make it run smoothly and actually create something that isn't a complete waste of time.
I know I probably couldn't do any better, but the whole concept was bad. Why the hell did the guy just sit there like a retard while a monkey slapped him in the face with his ass? And what the hell was that about the guy eating shit? I think you have some latent homosexual and fetish issues that need to be worked out through extensive counseling and therepy. Especially the scatological aspect of the whole thing.
(this is my bro's screen name. not mine. sorry for the inconvienience)
how did he get out of the zoo?
that ass slaping part went far too long. Even though i cant do eny better, this is the worst flash of all time!!!
wow that was shit!
pretty damn good for a first portal entry
like he said, great for a first entry! hope you can put up more. :D
it had its moments.....yeah. but its worth checkin out. I'd like to see another installment.
I loved the entire thing. With possibly the exception of the whole butt in the face part. It was good for a laugh, but the prolonged amount of time made it grow old. This was very good work and very original. I wouldn't mind seeing another, as long as we keep the rim job slaps to minimum. I'm not saying no rib job slaps cause I'm a fan, just not too much.
haha bare assed monkey doing some messed up shit
Two words: EBOLA VIRUS!
Bad monkey, good film. This is your first time! Wow I am impressed...
very funny and very good for you first time.i suggest making the ass transform into different things like a fist or an anvil when its beating someone up.
FUNNY when monkeys ass slaps mans face and farts it off fucking brilliant i would of gave it a 10 if the graphics were better.
uu cocksucker this was the cockiest game me and my hairy cock have ever played u have the imagination of cheese medallions!!!COCKSUCKER
Strange. Overall, weird.
why was the mother not at all phased by the ignition of her son by a monkey with alcohol and a shot gun? it did make me laugh in places tho - like the continuos slappage of the guy at the table by a monkeys ass...lol
sorry dude but, you give monkeys,animators and psyco-killers a bad name!
Go jump off sumthing guy
electricjesusagain what the fuck kinda name is that your a dumbass homo fuck retard shit eatin goblin. shove somemore giraffes up your pussy and shut the fuck up
Lets c that was good it also was good and o ye it was bloody funny monkey should of had his balls kut off just for fun
Big red fat ass being kiked
Laters
Fly_boy69
I don't know, but, the drawing style is horrible...
Don't start going like "stfu dude you never madee flash you can't draw by yourself) because I can draw.
Violence was good though, just couldn't stand the bad art...
:/
It's gonna give me fuckin' nightmares....
frankly it wasnt that funny at all. i thought it was pretty gay. except for the monkey smacking the guys head with his ass, now that made me laugh pretty damn hard.
That was a freaky looking monkey, well, the people were pretty weird looking too. But overall it was great, funny. Good job!
this should be renamed to ass-ercize with your faveorite monkey. The fun I could have if my butt cheeks moved like that.
....What the fuck did I just see?!?!?!?!
MONEKYS ROCK!! AND YOU MADE THEM LOOK RETARDED GJ MAN FINALY MONKEYS JUST LIKE ME:) RETARDED!!
Dude...that Flash Anime sucked. That was a horrible show. I'm sorry but that thing needs alot of work for it to be any good at all.
psychotic
This monkey flash burned a hole into the lobes of my mind and grasped my memmory banks and made me think differently about monkeys.
stuff like this is awsome raunchy comedy is the best:D
it prooves you CAN light a fart on fire.
That had to be one of the worst toons I've seen on NG.
that was shitty man. The part where he put his ass on his face was stupid.
You have a lot of free time on your hands, don't you?
What pisses me off is when people like the person before me gives reviews like that. What's the point? So you hated it-- who does it help to just give straight 0's and question the artist's integrity? That's just idiotic and pointless. If you didn't like it, say why and what you would have liked to have seen changed. Reviews are places to give your opinion, and that review gave us no opinion.
That being said, I thought this was an extremely funny movie, and having seen each of your submissions in reverse chronology I could see how this one showed promise for what was to come. I knew it was going to be hilarious from the get-go... the kid eating the deer droppings in the background?? Beautiful touch! That was hilarious, and I know you have so much more in you from what I've seen lately. You've quickly climbed the ranks of my favorite authors list, so keep giving us amazing works. Thanks.
so a monkey kills alot of people and wastes his time face-smashing an old man with his ass.
Then shoots 2 other people...right...
This is the stupidest piece of shit I've ever seen. I'd rather fuck my sister than watch this. Hell, I fuck my sister anyway. Get another hobby, you stupid kid.
It was ok, just seems like one of those movies that leaves you wondering why you wasted your time letting it load afterward. I mean don't get me wrong, you can't go wrong with monkeys. Just this one was too mucl ike someone was just bored and didn't think a story through. Eh, it all depends on your tastes I suppose.
fucking psycho monkey, id have shot that fuck right in the head.
maan dis is sum funny sh1t gud 1 i luv it.
I couldn't sit through this mess! How did it avoid getting blammed?! I would have given a better if it was at least funnier or more clever. It looks like a bored 12-year old's piece of work. Never do anything like this again!
The best thing in movie was the music. The picture was really crap. Atleast make the monkey look good, the story...there is no story. The violence was blindly used and it wasnt even that funny.
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WTF???? A MONKEY SLAPS A GUY WITH HIS ASS AND SHO0TS SOME OTHER PEOPLE THEN IT FINISHES....this is...this is just...OMG THERE ISNT A WORD THIS SERIOUSLY SCREWED UP FILM!!! ITS JUST ANETWEN90425*&£*&$ *(ynrfruh*((gh)(_*$
that was great! the crappy animation just made it funnier. Loved the expandable monkey ass
Usually I'm nicer when i review and tell the person how they could improve.
But basically all I cna say for this is that it was fucking stupid, and it was the most pointless retarded 8 year old produced peice of shit I've ever watched in my life. The sutpidest part was the monkey slapping the guy with his ass...if you like that part then you're no older than 10 and you have the attention span of a small swamp rat.
Don't even watch this if you have half the IQ of a loaf of bread, just Blam this peice of shit and be on with your day.
Read above,man its sick,were u brought up like this?
This is a waste of everybodys time dont submit stuff like this!! This is just wrong!!
This is one of the funniest things I've ever seen. I love the flapping butt cheeks, very original. I never laughed so hard.
uh, sry, but yeah, it was cool, had alot of funny action violence going on, good job.
(-__-)-VEDY GOOD!!
crappy animation but the idea is good and i had some good laughs! =)
Why?
this is soooooooooooooooo good it almost killed me it was so funny ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
keep up the good work dude
hilarious
I don't like slating people because I know how much time and effort goes in to making an animation. However, If you're going to spend that much time, at least spend it doing it properly.
You said this flash was 3 years old right?
Why not make an updated version?
This is kinda cruddy as far as sound and animation go. but It's still pretty funny.(especialy at the end.) I thought it was ok but not worth a second look.
That was cool. As long as you get your point across who cares what the animation looks like. The point was a monkey killing people and farting some dudes head off. Cool as....!
That was really cool and funny it doesnt matter about graphics as long as the humour's top notch quality (like this was). So despite the graphics being not very good and the animatiosn needing a little cleaning up this still gets a 6 because i feel it is just about above average. well done :)
Soooooooooooooooooooooooooo, COOOOOOOOOOOOL. I liked the part where the monkey slapped that guys face with his ass, and then his head fell off. LOl. Talk about not realistic, but still it was pretty funny. Watch this movie. OR DIE!
This is one of the funnest toons i've seen so far!
Gratitous violence, a drunken money with a gun...what more could you want???
The mom's voice.. ROFL
The monkey was smashing the guys face in betweeen each of his ass cracks hahahah.
what the hell is this
I hated it. No plot, one monkey with SERIOUS issues and a hobby of burning little kids. This movie was total crap, and I'd seriously LOVE to kill that dumb monkey. Dude, get a better plot, you are obviously better than this.
i liked the crazy monkey. it was funny when the fat woman spoke and it sounded like jabba the hut. nothing wrong with this little effort...i even liked the crude drawings.
i laughed my ass off when the woman spoke xDDDD great job weird drawings but that's what makes it funny too
That was an awesome animation
My fav part was when the fat woman spoke and she sounded like a mix between a broken record and a dying dolphin
ITS A MONKEY WITH A BIG ASS GET OVER IT!
1st off; you cant kill somone who owns a gun store with his guns. The guns are always protected from robbers, AND there never loaded so even if you got your hand on one you cant shoot, and the man selling them has hundreds of guns in his own reach behind the counter, you think a monkey will get one befour he does for defence?
2nd off; you cant decapetate somone with your ass, no matter how much you try, nor can you move your bum muscles that way.
3rd off; when you shoot somone in the head, there head dosnt fall off it 'explodes'
Conclusion; get better ideas, think it through, and WAY BETTER GRAPHICS YOU LOSER!
the beginning almost gave me a seizure and the moment I saw that the donkey in the background was not moving his legs but still propelling forward (somehow), I could not stand to watch any more, therefore failing to see the humor, let alone mojo the monkey. sorry.
that was really gross please dont make any more like that i seriousley couldent watch past the guy who got he monkey ass in his face i loved whatever font u used that cartoon was nasty and scary!!! now i have nightmares thank u very much
ok for one thing how can i little monkey kill a man with guns i know its a cartoon but really... plus the monkey farts in someones face and it kills him (wat are you 3) farts are not funny. the friggin mom sees her son die what the fuck is she gonna say to her husband or the father honey another one of our kids died. u really are sick in the head the positions u put that monkey in its like you wanna fuck the monkey!!!!!!!!!
other than the entire movie it was ok... it mean it sucks.
Ok, i've seen some pretty stupid shit on this site, but i think that one pretty much takes the cake. I mean, how can a monkey beat up a liquor store guy, and a person who sells guns for a living. You would think that the gun salesman would shoot that monkey as soon as he saw him coming down the street, but I guess that's animation for ya. Oh, and the guy that got killed by the monkey clapping his head between his ass cheeks...??????? Where the fuck did you come up with that one??? The sad thing is, the guy just sat there and didn't move a muscle. I mean, if some monkey came up to me I would probably bitch slap that mother fucker. Anyway, you're flashes suck dick, so like I said above, don't quit your day job you faggot-ass, monkey-fetish-having peckerhead.
nice work i pissed my self lafing the best part was where the monkey's ass grew and slaped the shit out of that dude i mean how the hell did you manage to come up with that keep up the good work 10/10
The first joke was horrible, a kid eats a shit, shit jokes aren't funny, they never were and they never will be. After that the monkey went into a bar and a club and stole some beer and a shotgun, and I thought "right, finally, this is going somewhere" and I thought that it had the ability to be a good movie, but you just fucked it up by reverting back to how this started. The monkey threw beer over a boy, farted on him and the kid went up in flames, then the monkey repeatedly arse-slapped a man before farting in his face, fart jokes aren't funny either, they never were and they never will be. Then the monkey went on a killing rampage, it wasn't interesting at all but I thought that maybe you were finally going to do something with the movie, but you didn't you just ended it, I did like the end though where the monkey shot the screen, it did end it nicely, but unfortunately the movie was basically about fart jokes and the humour to ti was obviously absolutely terrible. You should have taken a different approach to this movie as it could have been funny, you just had to not have any fart, shit, piss or sex jokes in it and you'd have been fine. The voices needed a lot of work, as they were of a poor quality, you had your mouth too close to the microphone, the voice you used for the lady was horrible and excluding the news reporter everyone was hard to understand.
Peace Out, Afro Stud
0/5
This cartoon is for mental kids who think that stupid thing are always funny. I think the light the kid on fire and the mans head blown off by the monkeys fart was some what funny but over all i give this a 6
..but like the last guys said, the lighting-kid-on-fire bit and fart-decapitation was worth it. It made me laugh, although I'm a bit ashamed of that. You people don't know me anyways.
this made no sense at all i didnt like it at all...dumass monkey.
that was utter crud
the flash mainly consisted of a monkey slapping a man with his ass cheeks
and it was poorly animated
the soundtrack was just one song on a loop and one last thing,
arent all monkeys bareassed?
xxroZxx
Pretty stupid.
lol the fat chick is in slow mo instant classic
dont you have anything better to do?