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Eulogy For: A Cry For Help.
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This submission was BLAMMED by our users.
Here is its eulogy, a collection of the kind words written about it while still among the living. They shall live on forever in its place.
06/23/08 – 07/13/08
Please veiw all of this submission, I am aware that it is terrible you do not have to tell me in a review, but it holds a message so please view all of this if you can.
Also, Chrono Trigger fucking owns.
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We failed, everyone. Spam flashes, once again, Achived the awards. It was great though, thank you ever so much for voting and helping. If the score was lower, we could have done it, Oh well. I can only hope we can have another shot at it in the future. Thank you.
Turd of the Week - 25/6/08 - Hot Mexican Hentai Fuck
Underdog of the Week - 25/6/08 - Sweet Sweet Filthy Hentai
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I'll keep this submission up, just to know people tryed. :)
I'm tired of this too. I mean FTW? Why reward crap?
Also, WAY to much stuff end up getting in that should be blammed. Just because something isn't terrible, it doesn't mean it should be in. It should only be in if it's worth watching.
My hat off to you. That almost made me shed a tear. Hell, if i was a woman, I'd want to have your babies right now. Respect, man. Really.
I'm pretty tired of this too. I'd like to help cleanse this amazing portal of web flash of all the pure shit that tends to run through it everyday. Sign me up!
This submission had an actual point to it. For I too have grown sick of all these lame-ass "XXXHENTAIXXX"-type submissions receiving the underdog and turd awards and it's fucking annoying.
i want to do the same thing.
i do it all the time, i mean i vote fairly.
says so on my profile.
but i didnt give you a 0, i chose 3 instead.
sorry..
finally someone that finally understands that newgrounds is starting to be a spam portal.
I'm gonna have to agree with you on this, there has been way too many crappy hentai submissions lately. Personally I don't really like hentai, and if any of yall do I'm fine with that, but even you have to admit there has been way too many spammy submissions lately. At least ask for higher quality stuff.
I love how someone cares about the spam going on.
But the subtitles couldn't be read fully.
Well, I doin my part!
You have my vote. 0/5 10/10
...though your message deserves perfect on both scores. I tip my hat to you, good sir, for saying what needs to be said. Good luck with this submission and your award.
The message is understandable and true
HOO HA
Nice message you got there, there's an point of truth in it. :P
hmm now... what shall i vote an 0 or an 5? hmm an 0 or an 10 on this review?
I pick the 5 and the 10 :P
Yup. voted 0.
Why? Because it's true. Except for Freezepop
Jem, that was so gay it was funny.
Dispite your request, I find myself unable to blam such a fine public service message as this.
really... oh well if you wish 0 it is...
Yes, that's truly a noble cause. Without any doubt, i'll join. I'm also tired to see stupid submissions being featured on front page other than in the obituaries.
I review this 10/10, but to listen to your call, i'll vote 0. We should thank you for that. Not you thank us.
Your message is well formed. This should b heard by all.
I vote zero for a worthy cause.
ph34r this turd of the weak spammers!
fuck yeah, its the truth. stop those flash basterds.
sweet voted 0
Someone speaks the truth. Great message there.
Ok, take your 10
but i will not give a 10/10 review.
but to prevent me from saying something stupid, i shall shut up now
Animation / Graphics - For some reason I really loved the newgrounds portal as the background. Not only did it just look cool, it worked nicely along with the theme of the flash.
Story - We all know the story week in and week out. There isn't much too do about it like you say except for people like you and me voting zero on incoming flash submissions that consist of spam.
Audio - I really don't like the voices used in this, but the background music was good.
Overall, decent job, but you get my 10/10 because I try to help just like you by voting zero on all spam submissions that come through the portal.
C52
I had to 5 it. The message it held made me want to get up and fight! Ay, also, if you do, by some astronomical fluke, pop a brotha in your next flash (i.e., me), call me Porkchop
I've noticed that crap going on here for awhile now.
Here's your 10.
Nice flash, hopefully you'll succeed in your mission to stop spam from flooding the portal.
Have you considered submitting one like this every week to stop it once and for all?
Preach it buddy! Fight the good fight and stop the noobs from conquering Newgrounds! I feel guilty giving a much-needed message like this a zero, but I know it's for a good cause. I'm with you every step of the way! (especially considering I can barely use flash at all, seeing as I only got it a couple of weeks ago ;^_^)
good msg friend, and I hope my contribution brings you your very own turd or underdog. Keep spreading the msg!
Youve got my interest. If theres anything we can do, just tell it.
... Now im feeling all bad about soon having to submit my first movie : /
10/10 - Hope you'll get the turd of the week :)
you are very right and this is the best movie ive seen in months......... MONTHS just send me mesags if u need help
NG is going to hell and it our job to fight for the orginal NG. i am in.
I'm all for this, but I don't think this movie will do a thing to stop spammers. It may increase awareness for a week, but won't do anything in the long run.
But Damnit! I'm going to try!
we are with you dude
so true
I am putting a 10 just because I guess it was a good flash but why do you care about the whole undergod award or the turd of the week anyway? I just don't it's that a big of a deal. Why not make a flash about some of the problems in the real world like gas prices, or something important? That's what I would do if I want to do something and be part of something. Also the text on the bottom, most of the words got cut out and the only ones that were there were the ones below Storm Eagle. Need work on that. So make a flash about something that is a real big important problem. Ok? That would be much better. What you're doing is almost similar to the whole thing about global warming except global warming is nothing but a load of shit that Al Gore used to scare people. He's a dick, asshole, and retarded. Man I'm glad he didn't become president. Sorry got a little carried away. So once again make a flash about something important.
your my frend and prety good
Please lead us oh savior, to this shining new age of Newgrounds!
(P.S. I want in)
I would like to help you in doing this campange to help these shits get off newgrounds, I dont want NG turning into a mass grave of shitty false flash's that are pathetic and crappy and I dont want this, I would like Newgrounds to stay clean, IUts good your trying to help by giving the submissions the awards that they deserve and I respect this, Thanks again man!
- Lukecv999
i here your message and i beleive that it is true i wish ther was a way that i cuold help with a bigger i could help.
HOO HE!
P.S.
if your reading this, i dont know if you remember but you made a authers responce
to agreenexterminator (the one who typed HOO HA!) , and i type HOO HE, so im not copying him he is my brother.
i fully agree with what you talk about
i want in
can't write more bye
Great flash.
Those authors should stop making flashes; nobody except 8-year-old retards like them, and they get trophies for it. I don't usually leave short reviews, but I think this is enough to convey my thoughts.
We have to keep NG clean. I agree and I wanna join. But I gotta go. Oh, wait, I have only one question: what is the title of the song? 'Kay, hasta la vista, baby!
you gotta fight for your right to party!!!!
Virus0055 supports this fully!
Finally, THE REAL VOICE OF STRAWBARRY CLOCK BISHES!
i have always hated those spammers and what they do to this portal i think these movies are a great way of telling people about it