Score: 6
"Good."
date: June 20, 2008
I'm not sure where all the hate for this is coming from, it's actually quite good. Not great, but not crap either. and I'm not really sure about what 'Lonly' is going on about either, I can understand what's ment absolutely fine, not that I'm excusing it. It's kind of annoying, but not totally consuming. The graphics in some places, are actually quite good, although that dosn't excuse the photographic backgrounds with trees the size of about 14 of my bloody castles.
When the enemy actually got to my castle, I wasn't actually sure, I noticed, where Mr. Health-metre had buggered off to, maybe he went for a slash and never came back or something. And it's easy to tell that this game is just a blatant pretender to the Bowmaster crown, and, I've just realised, that the most powerful thing in the game is cheaper than the bloody knight, if I'd realised that I wouldn't have wasted my gold buying the bloody knight when I could have had a FRICKING plank with nail through it!
A message to anyone who does like the backgrounds, I hope you like them a lot because you'll be seeing them on a loop, and after taking a closer look, I've realised that the first background is actually drawn, except for the sky, my only thought on this is that the artist decided they couldn't be arsed drawing any more and decided getting a picture from a search engine would be easier and that hopefully we'd all have eyes damaged by staring at a screen too long and would'nt notice. Finally, I have no idea why there was what seemed like a ringtone version of Phantom of the Opera on the starting screen, I can only guess is that someone's a big Andrew Lloyd Webber fan and decided to stick something he did in every game they made.
Overall this game is okay if you have five minuites to waste until something better loads of a tv program you like is on. Or you're not happy unless your pressing the same buttons over and over again until something dies.