: Restaurants II :

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Jun 13, 2008 | 7:21 AM EDT

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    Foamy's Rant Foamy likes to speak his mind about the things that piss him off!

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A rant about how the joy of eating, sometimes isn't so joyful.



Rated 5 / 5 stars

To WorldWalker128

It's ignorant people like you who people who wait tables want to punch in the face on a daily basis. You think we get paid? Bravo, you're a moron. Waiters make from 2.17$ to 3.50$ an hour wage. We don't get paid. We get enough money from the people we work for to pay our taxes. If you have no intention of tipping your server, then order takeout and save yourself the trouble of looking like a selfish douchebag. (I'd call you worse, because you are worse, as you obviously have zero clue how to function in a civilized society, but I'm trying to be constructive.)

I've been waiting tables for a long time and most of what in this foamy rant just simply isn't true tbh... you can't 'forget' about someone you're waiting on, as you have a section, and if there are people in it, they're obviously there for a reason. Servers can't smoke at the restaurant I work at, you must be in a state far away from here, as I live up north, and I've lived down south and it was the same.

And you think your money is hard earned? Try once in your life waiting tables and you'll realize the work you do is jack shit compared to the work servers do on a daily basis. It blows my mind how ignorant you can be about things that you obviously take for granted.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

I feel his waiting pain....

I too hate it when I say "I'll be ready in a few minutes" And then they're outside smoking for half an hor.
One time I actually went out and tapped her shoulder, "Excuse me i've been waiting for exactly 37 minutes for my order to be taken."
She bitched.
I lol'd
And I got my Steak ordered :3

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Rated 5 / 5 stars


same crap i deal with, other than the sitting down at the table, which would be annoying as hell


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

sometimes the chat thing is nice...

but not when I'm freaking HUNGRY!
And NOT when my entire family is ther and they're hungry!

Come the frik back and take my order! No! I'm not going to tip you! you're already getting paid, and I'm already paying for my meal! Why am I going to give you MORE of MY hard-earned money! You want more money? GET A BETTER JOB!


Rated 5 / 5 stars

she sat at your table

i mean i hear the speech all the time, drink of the day, soup of the day etc. but they've never sat at my table before