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May 19, 2008 | 6:14 PM EDT

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Man, when did this shit get frontpage? I know you like crappy old games, Tom, but this is TRULY, TRULY OUTRAGEOUS.

defend your nuclear stockpiles from the US air force.

Use the mouse to aim and fire.
You can press space to end the game if you want.

"art" by Ansel
programming by I-smel



Rated 4 / 5 stars

Can't beat the classics

This is a simple retro style game and that's what's cool about it can't beat the classics no matter how many new video games come out people will still enjoy pong so well done


Rated 3 / 5 stars

Pixels gone mad!

Simplicity at its best and lovin the retro music

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Rated 3 / 5 stars


I liked the game, but only for like five minutes. After that, it was kinda boring.
You should add more variety to the enemies. Also, make them shoot where the nuclear stockpiles are, because I resisted all the time I was playing with only one bomb. Another suggestion would be to make the bullets faster. It's pretty cool that you have to predict the enemy position by shooting a little further than he is, but it's getting pretty repetitive, and you have to be like really precise when the ships release a bomb on your nuclear thingies. A thing that bothered me was the lag. Everytime I shot a bomb, or sometimes a plane, the game would stop for half a second or something. And it's not my internet connection that's acting, it's the game.

Good game, but unpolished.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

good game

reminds me of nes and all 8 bit games anyways this game is fun and a good time killer but in needs upgrade, more levels, diffrent enemy ( getting harder later in the game)


Rated 5 / 5 stars

That was an alright game.

It brought me back a few memories on the 2-bit era on the NES. The same thing woth the music and its old fashioned gameplay and its setup. 10/10 and a 5/5 from me. And do me a favor don't let these ingrates trouble you much, the game is good just the way it is and if they don't like what an old fashioned game feels like then they don't know what true quality there missing out on. I hope you enjoy this perfect score and this review, I hope you have a pleasent day.

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