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May 14, 2008 | 5:53 AM EDT

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100 Things We Hate About Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare

After spending a lot of time on the GameFAQs' Call of Duty 4 forum, and making up my own opinions, I came up with 100 things most players hate about this game (50 things single player and 50 things multiplayer). Of course, this list is exaggerated, so take it with a pinch of salt - because I love this game, and don't necessarily agree with all the points listed.

Anyway, I hope you enjoy. Visit my deviantART for more of my artwork if you want.

Sorry if the pace is too fast; that is what I was going for. Replay it and consult the following list to see what each meant.

1. Soap is forced to go up front first
2. One shot and you're dead on veteran
3. Shooting Imran Zakaev in the face but he loses an arm
4. One Shot One Kill mission
5. Carelessly-placed enemy intel available for easy pickup
6. Epilogue level on veteran (mile high club)
7. Khaled Al-Asad having the same character model as other OpFor
8. Enemies immune to flashbangs
9. Ironsights
10. Firing on the church (come on, we all did it!)
11. Patronizing quotes
12. Lengthy reloading
13. No Fighting In The War Room
14. Chain gun on the helicopter overheats too quickly
15. Cpt. MacMillan vs helicopter
16. "Big Bird, we are heavily outnumbered, where are yoooo!?"
17. Why are all the friendly helicopters at bingo fuel all the time?
18. Getting 6 grenades thrown at you at once
19. Dogs
20. Ghillie suits
21. Enemies with the last stand perk
22. Gaz
23. Gaz's face
24. Gaz's Attitude
25. Ssgt. Griggs = Sgt Johnson?
26. Poor Russian CPR administered on Cpt. Price
27. Getting caught on the doors during SAS training
28. Arcade mode. What's the point?
29. Insane recoil
30. Man on back of helicopter
31. Black Hawk Down ripoff
32. Lack of potato-throwing from Call of Duty 2
33. Not getting my damn checkpoints
34. Sniper Rifles not having real-time scopes
35. Shooting the hostage
36. Flesh wounds aren't acceptable
37. Why am I even on this plane!?
38. The Middle East
39. Russia
40. Shoop Da Woop "I'ma Chargin' Mah Lazer!" (I just wanted to put this one in)
41. Shooting the Hind with an RPG
42. Didn't I play this level in multiplayer?
43. Shoot the dog, 10 come after you (again, who didn't shoot him?)
44. Chernobyl lol
45. MacMillan's leg
46. I'm invincible when holding someone on my back
47. Soap, go do this
48. Jackson, go do this
49. "Oorah"
50. "Semper Fi"

51. Over-cooking grenades
52. Not being awarded that blatant headshot
53. Rushing into claymores
54. "Planting claymore!"
55. "Cover me I'm reloadin'!"
56. "It's a draw, stand down Marines."
57. The host disconnecting
58. Search and Destroy
59. Spawning on a grenade
60. Spawning under an airstrike
61. Helicopter killing you through a window
62. Headquarters' choice of spawning.
63. N00B Tube
64. Martyrdom perk
65. Last Stand perk
66. Juggernaut perk
67. Stopping Power perk
68. Lag
69. Bog is bog
70. Inability to flank on Downpour
71. Getting shot on Downpour by the Mounted Gun across the map, through a couple of walls
72. Campers
73. Campers with the UAV Jammer perk and a silencer.
74. 12 year olds and younger
75. Didn't I play this map in the story campaign mode?
76. Snipers (those glorified campers)
77. Bloc
78. M16A1
79. Being on the OpFor's side
80. MP44 (WWII style)
81. Not having gold weapons
82. Having a teammate call in a UAV during yours
83. Random grenades
84. Level 10, rank 55 prestigees
85. ACOG Scopes
86. Overgrown
87. Running out of breath after only sprinting for 5 seconds
88. Joining a match you just quit
89. Overused clan names (Pnus, JEWS, b00bs, KKK, etc.)
90. Rubber knife
91. Homing knife
92. Enemies that just. Won't. Fucking. Die.
93. Enemies spawning behind me
94. Spawning in front of the enemy
95. Countdown
96. Getting stuck in doorways
97. Teammates blocking doorways
98. Grenades bouncing off of the smallest of somethings
99. Khaled Al-Asad having the same character model as OpFor snipers
100. Players that bitch about this game



Rated 5 / 5 stars

Hilarious and very true.

Except for Gaz, I kinda liked him. Otherwise quite funny. Any hints about what's hated in MW2 other than the SCAR-H?

MoozipanCheese responds:

Sure, here's a couple of points I've already got:

1. Prestige Edition Night Vision Goggles
2. Soap's mohawk
3. Controversial scenes
4. Griggs isn't in it :(
5. Ice climbing
6. "Danger Close"
7. Throwing Knife auto-target (always hits Shepherd's left eye)
8. Blood Splatter (eating jelly?)
9. Ghost
10. Ghost's face...?
11. Ghost's attitude
12. Patronising quotes (they return)

Feel free to suggest some multiplayer points.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

your right about the grandae in dicator

if your not already running from it when it shows up then you will not survive.

oh and people spawing behind you. thats irratating as hell

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MoozipanCheese responds:

Indeed. Thanks for reviewing.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Awesomeness at it's greatest.

I made this account, with the only purpose to comment on you're video(s). It is, indeed awesome! Not only is everything you said right, you also made it in a hilarious way. Great job, man! Only thing I have to add for you're next one, is that green thign on the bottom of the magizine on the Scar-H... and why don't you like Gaz so much? I liked his voice actor.

MoozipanCheese responds:

I just hate Gaz. I dunno why; probably his cheeky personality and lack of rank. Craig Fairbrass is an awesome voice actor though, I agree.

Thanks for making an account to comment!


Rated 5 / 5 stars


This is awesome, except for number 64. I love the Martyrdom perk. But this is so true, so many of these things have happened to me and it just really pissed me off. Great job speaking what everbody feels.

MoozipanCheese responds:

I used to like Martyrdom too, until I realised it kind of sub-consciously makes you die, and that there are a lot of better perks in that class.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

HOORAH ROFL theres zombies in WaW to