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100 Things We Hate About Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare

After spending a lot of time on the GameFAQs' Call of Duty 4 forum, and making up my own opinions, I came up with 100 things most players hate about this game (50 things single player and 50 things multiplayer). Of course, this list is exaggerated, so take it with a pinch of salt - because I love this game, and don't necessarily agree with all the points listed.

Anyway, I hope you enjoy. Visit my deviantART for more of my artwork if you want.

Sorry if the pace is too fast; that is what I was going for. Replay it and consult the following list to see what each meant.

1. Soap is forced to go up front first
2. One shot and you're dead on veteran
3. Shooting Imran Zakaev in the face but he loses an arm
4. One Shot One Kill mission
5. Carelessly-placed enemy intel available for easy pickup
6. Epilogue level on veteran (mile high club)
7. Khaled Al-Asad having the same character model as other OpFor
8. Enemies immune to flashbangs
9. Ironsights
10. Firing on the church (come on, we all did it!)
11. Patronizing quotes
12. Lengthy reloading
13. No Fighting In The War Room
14. Chain gun on the helicopter overheats too quickly
15. Cpt. MacMillan vs helicopter
16. "Big Bird, we are heavily outnumbered, where are yoooo!?"
17. Why are all the friendly helicopters at bingo fuel all the time?
18. Getting 6 grenades thrown at you at once
19. Dogs
20. Ghillie suits
21. Enemies with the last stand perk
22. Gaz
23. Gaz's face
24. Gaz's Attitude
25. Ssgt. Griggs = Sgt Johnson?
26. Poor Russian CPR administered on Cpt. Price
27. Getting caught on the doors during SAS training
28. Arcade mode. What's the point?
29. Insane recoil
30. Man on back of helicopter
31. Black Hawk Down ripoff
32. Lack of potato-throwing from Call of Duty 2
33. Not getting my damn checkpoints
34. Sniper Rifles not having real-time scopes
35. Shooting the hostage
36. Flesh wounds aren't acceptable
37. Why am I even on this plane!?
38. The Middle East
39. Russia
40. Shoop Da Woop "I'ma Chargin' Mah Lazer!" (I just wanted to put this one in)
41. Shooting the Hind with an RPG
42. Didn't I play this level in multiplayer?
43. Shoot the dog, 10 come after you (again, who didn't shoot him?)
44. Chernobyl lol
45. MacMillan's leg
46. I'm invincible when holding someone on my back
47. Soap, go do this
48. Jackson, go do this
49. "Oorah"
50. "Semper Fi"

51. Over-cooking grenades
52. Not being awarded that blatant headshot
53. Rushing into claymores
54. "Planting claymore!"
55. "Cover me I'm reloadin'!"
56. "It's a draw, stand down Marines."
57. The host disconnecting
58. Search and Destroy
59. Spawning on a grenade
60. Spawning under an airstrike
61. Helicopter killing you through a window
62. Headquarters' choice of spawning.
63. N00B Tube
64. Martyrdom perk
65. Last Stand perk
66. Juggernaut perk
67. Stopping Power perk
68. Lag
69. Bog is bog
70. Inability to flank on Downpour
71. Getting shot on Downpour by the Mounted Gun across the map, through a couple of walls
72. Campers
73. Campers with the UAV Jammer perk and a silencer.
74. 12 year olds and younger
75. Didn't I play this map in the story campaign mode?
76. Snipers (those glorified campers)
77. Bloc
78. M16A1
79. Being on the OpFor's side
80. MP44 (WWII style)
81. Not having gold weapons
82. Having a teammate call in a UAV during yours
83. Random grenades
84. Level 10, rank 55 prestigees
85. ACOG Scopes
86. Overgrown
87. Running out of breath after only sprinting for 5 seconds
88. Joining a match you just quit
89. Overused clan names (Pnus, JEWS, b00bs, KKK, etc.)
90. Rubber knife
91. Homing knife
92. Enemies that just. Won't. Fucking. Die.
93. Enemies spawning behind me
94. Spawning in front of the enemy
95. Countdown
96. Getting stuck in doorways
97. Teammates blocking doorways
98. Grenades bouncing off of the smallest of somethings
99. Khaled Al-Asad having the same character model as OpFor snipers
100. Players that bitch about this game

Reviews


ArchawnArchawn

Rated 5 / 5 stars

I love it!

First of all, I love call of duty 4, and when I first saw the full title, I thought I would hate it. I was wrong! This is an amazing parody of COD4, and the music made it even better. Good work!


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MoozipanCheese responds:

I'm glad I surprised you! Thanks =D


ZarekftwZarekftw

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

first of all

that was way too fast man, clow down the movie!!! i had to read the stuff afterward to figure out wtf you were talking about on some of them. and we have a cobra down is not a ripoff of blackhawk down retard. what do you think happens when a helicopter crashes. that movie was based on a true event, and this game is supposedto be like one, therefore, they are going to have to be alike. but most of the other stuff i agreed with. nice flash, made me laugh, and yes i did bomb the church and shoot the dog


MoozipanCheese responds:

You make a good point, but I think you misunderstood; and I don't really like you calling me a retard.

First of all, it wasn't my opinion. I saw a topic on it on GameFAQs a few months ago and it stuck in my mind until I came up with the idea to make this Flash. And by 'rip off', I meant it was very reminiscent of the film, whether the developers got inspiration from there or not.

Second, I know Black Hawk Down was based on real life events. I love that movie and mean no offense to either the movie, the soldiers who participated in those horrible events, and Call of Duty 4.

Third of all, calm down. It's a Flash movie; don't like it, then it's fine by me to leave a review, but don't go jumping in calling me a retard. I called Search and Destroy a rip off of Gears of War, but I didn't see you saying "OH NO IT'S REALISTIC BECAUSE WHEN YOU DIE YOU DON'T RESPAWN RETARD!"

Anyway, thanks for reviewing and the high score. I'm glad it made you laugh and you enjoyed it. I'm just somewhat confused with how the beginning of your review is kind of negative and contradicts your last sentence where you say you actually liked it =/


DOOKxOFxCHAOSDOOKxOFxCHAOS

Rated 5 / 5 stars

WOW!

I could seriusly relate to all of this!


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MoozipanCheese responds:

It's nice to see responses from fellow Call of Duty 4 players. Thanks for taking the time to review =)


LaothiasLaothias

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Nice 1

Everything has been explained , and you've written about it in the comment which was good thing to do . I liked it , even this decent graphic made it somewhat funnier and better ;D


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MoozipanCheese responds:

Thanks. I always love appreciative reviews! =D


PampmanPampman

Rated 3 / 5 stars

good

there some funny things in it but some moments are too short for understanding. if there are short jokes they should be understandable in a short time, too. a good thing that you posted the 100 things in yout author comments.


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MoozipanCheese responds:

Yeah, originally it was just the list that I'd posted on GameFAQs, and then I turned it into a Flash. I meant for it to be fast paced, but I see where you're coming from, and I guess it is a little too fast. Still, it is a lot slower than the original one, but I couldn't slow down some of the animated parts with out taking away the meaning (when one of the soldiers in the helicopter was sucked out of it during the nuclear explosion, for example - when I slowed that down he just looked like he was floating out).

Still, I thank you for reviewing, and will slow down if ever I make another similar Flash (doubtful though) =)