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May 14, 2008 | 5:53 AM EDT

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100 Things We Hate About Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare

After spending a lot of time on the GameFAQs' Call of Duty 4 forum, and making up my own opinions, I came up with 100 things most players hate about this game (50 things single player and 50 things multiplayer). Of course, this list is exaggerated, so take it with a pinch of salt - because I love this game, and don't necessarily agree with all the points listed.

Anyway, I hope you enjoy. Visit my deviantART for more of my artwork if you want.

Sorry if the pace is too fast; that is what I was going for. Replay it and consult the following list to see what each meant.

1. Soap is forced to go up front first
2. One shot and you're dead on veteran
3. Shooting Imran Zakaev in the face but he loses an arm
4. One Shot One Kill mission
5. Carelessly-placed enemy intel available for easy pickup
6. Epilogue level on veteran (mile high club)
7. Khaled Al-Asad having the same character model as other OpFor
8. Enemies immune to flashbangs
9. Ironsights
10. Firing on the church (come on, we all did it!)
11. Patronizing quotes
12. Lengthy reloading
13. No Fighting In The War Room
14. Chain gun on the helicopter overheats too quickly
15. Cpt. MacMillan vs helicopter
16. "Big Bird, we are heavily outnumbered, where are yoooo!?"
17. Why are all the friendly helicopters at bingo fuel all the time?
18. Getting 6 grenades thrown at you at once
19. Dogs
20. Ghillie suits
21. Enemies with the last stand perk
22. Gaz
23. Gaz's face
24. Gaz's Attitude
25. Ssgt. Griggs = Sgt Johnson?
26. Poor Russian CPR administered on Cpt. Price
27. Getting caught on the doors during SAS training
28. Arcade mode. What's the point?
29. Insane recoil
30. Man on back of helicopter
31. Black Hawk Down ripoff
32. Lack of potato-throwing from Call of Duty 2
33. Not getting my damn checkpoints
34. Sniper Rifles not having real-time scopes
35. Shooting the hostage
36. Flesh wounds aren't acceptable
37. Why am I even on this plane!?
38. The Middle East
39. Russia
40. Shoop Da Woop "I'ma Chargin' Mah Lazer!" (I just wanted to put this one in)
41. Shooting the Hind with an RPG
42. Didn't I play this level in multiplayer?
43. Shoot the dog, 10 come after you (again, who didn't shoot him?)
44. Chernobyl lol
45. MacMillan's leg
46. I'm invincible when holding someone on my back
47. Soap, go do this
48. Jackson, go do this
49. "Oorah"
50. "Semper Fi"

51. Over-cooking grenades
52. Not being awarded that blatant headshot
53. Rushing into claymores
54. "Planting claymore!"
55. "Cover me I'm reloadin'!"
56. "It's a draw, stand down Marines."
57. The host disconnecting
58. Search and Destroy
59. Spawning on a grenade
60. Spawning under an airstrike
61. Helicopter killing you through a window
62. Headquarters' choice of spawning.
63. N00B Tube
64. Martyrdom perk
65. Last Stand perk
66. Juggernaut perk
67. Stopping Power perk
68. Lag
69. Bog is bog
70. Inability to flank on Downpour
71. Getting shot on Downpour by the Mounted Gun across the map, through a couple of walls
72. Campers
73. Campers with the UAV Jammer perk and a silencer.
74. 12 year olds and younger
75. Didn't I play this map in the story campaign mode?
76. Snipers (those glorified campers)
77. Bloc
78. M16A1
79. Being on the OpFor's side
80. MP44 (WWII style)
81. Not having gold weapons
82. Having a teammate call in a UAV during yours
83. Random grenades
84. Level 10, rank 55 prestigees
85. ACOG Scopes
86. Overgrown
87. Running out of breath after only sprinting for 5 seconds
88. Joining a match you just quit
89. Overused clan names (Pnus, JEWS, b00bs, KKK, etc.)
90. Rubber knife
91. Homing knife
92. Enemies that just. Won't. Fucking. Die.
93. Enemies spawning behind me
94. Spawning in front of the enemy
95. Countdown
96. Getting stuck in doorways
97. Teammates blocking doorways
98. Grenades bouncing off of the smallest of somethings
99. Khaled Al-Asad having the same character model as OpFor snipers
100. Players that bitch about this game



Rated 5 / 5 stars

funny and good!!

some of the stuff in there are funny and keep up the good work c u online!!

MoozipanCheese responds:

See you online! =P


Rated 0 / 5 stars

well hey wats ur XBOX LIVE account???

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MoozipanCheese responds:

Mine's Moozipan Cheese. Feel free to send me a request, or I'll send you one next time I'm online.


Rated 4 / 5 stars

i dont agree but funny

in real like i can do alot of those thing like last stand or marty before i die send you to hell with me and the tube pfff well if you can kill a ppl for that form why dont do it and damnit is just a game :s i love it and i dont do those thing and if a ppl want to play with that way i dont care... i love play cod4 and that all i can say... good night ppl!! ;)

MoozipanCheese responds:

Ha ha, yeah. Most things aren't as annoying as people make them out, apart from the M16 :D


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Made me chuckle

I didn't agree with all of them, but I found the flash amusing nevertheless. And some of the reviewers (not naming any names... *cough*) need to relax. This is for humor, not a complete bitchfest. If it was a bitchfest, you'd be hearing it over the vchat of your 360 instead. ;)

One of the ones I didn't quite get was the "Big Bird, we are heavily outnumbered!" one though. Like, are you picking on the way he says it or something? XD

At any rate, I liked it, just I wish it didn't go by so fast, I barely had time to look at some of them. Just glad you added a list that explained what each one was. ;)

MoozipanCheese responds:

Thanks for your honesty; this is probably the best review I've got for this. I'm glad you undestand the purpose of the Flash. And yeah, personally, I don't like the Scottish accent so that line slightly irrates me. If I ever make a similar Flash I'll slow it down ;)


Rated 0 / 5 stars

100 reasons why your wrong.

1. You say this again don't you?
2. You do not die in one shot.
3. You shouldn't shoot him anyway.
4. The level is fine.
5. For people like you.
6. Is hard. Get over it.
7. You say this again don't you?
8. No they aren't.
9. Use a diffrent weapon or use a diffrent sight.
10. Easy to avoid , and no I did not.
11. Who cares.
12. Realism. Get used to it.
13. Fine level.
14. Fire in bursts. They even tell you in game.
15. Huh?
16. K.
17. They're just saying it to piss you off.
18. Almost never happens
19. Easy to kill.
20. Are cool.
21. Are very easy to kill.
22. Dies in the end. There you go.
23. Doesn't matter at all.
24. Doesn't matter.
25. Not really.
26. Who cares.
27. It's easy as long as you don't suck.
28. F is for friends who do stuff together ..
29. Fire in bursts.
30. Okay. ?
31. "Every idea has been done" Theres always going to be something.
32. I thought this was about CoD4 or were you running out of reasons.
33. You have to go 30 seconds into the level without getting killed.
34. WHO cares.
35. Look down the sight.
36. It's alright as long as I don't kill you , but I can shoot you in the foot right?
37. It's a joke level.
38. Indeed.
39. Okay.
40. Fail.
41. You weren't supposed to.
42. You use this reason twice.
43. I didn't shoot him , and Macmillan tells you not to shoot him.
44. Is a fine level.
45. Gets broken so what.
46. No your not.
47. Game would be boring if you never had to do anything.
48. The game would be boring if it wasen't like that.
49. Would you rather .. "The power of teamwork! Lets do this! Friends unite!"
50. The hell..
51. Sad..
52. You need to hit their head.
53. Wow you suck.
54. "Wut doz this doo?"
55. "Wtf i cant shoot"
56. "Haha itz a tieall u suckzorz lol"
57. Another game will start after , have patiance young one.
58. Is fine.
59. I'm sure you can stand another death.
60. Poor you.
61. Why iz this strange hole in the wall her?
62. Is fine.
63. You can cry on my shoulder.
64. Martyrdom perk owns you.
65. Last Stand perk owns you.
66. Juggernaut perk owns you.
67. Stopping Power perk owns you.
68. Don't use dialup.
69. Indeed it is.
70. REAL men don't need to flank.
71. It's easy to kill anyone who goes on the machinegun.
72. Lets see how many times you complain about them shall we?
73. Obviously you suck to much to kill them.
74. You can ignore the person via the block button.
75. The multiplayer maps were taking from campaign.
76. You get killed by them all the time don't you?
77. Is a fine map.
78. Is a good sniper.
79. Doesn't matter.
80. The weapon is a bit of a joke.
81. Only because you suck.
82. Who cares.
83. If it works , why not.
84. Whether or not you like it is only your opinion.
85. Is your opinion.
86. Is a good map.
87. Who cares. You don't have to sprint everywhare anyway.
88. Thing that annoys me : People that quit just because they're losing.
89. Cry me a river.
90. It kills people - doesn't seem like rubber.
91. It's a LUNGE. It does it in Halo too.
92. In order for them to die , you have to HIT them.
93. Shoot them.
94. Shoot them.
95. Nothing wrong with the level.
96. You can't go through mice holes
97. Say "Please?"
98. Would you rather them go THROUGH things?
99. They are not the same they just have the same hat.
100. Your bitching about it right now,

Didn't find the flash funny , your reasons sucked and only lasted 2 seconds each.

MoozipanCheese responds:


"Of course, this list is exaggerated, so take it with a pinch of salt - because I love this game, and don't necessarily agree with all the points listed."

You took that way too seriously. I mean, come one, this is a joke. Learn to read and don't get so defensive over a game that has obvious flaws.