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May 14, 2008 | 5:53 AM EDT

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100 Things We Hate About Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare

After spending a lot of time on the GameFAQs' Call of Duty 4 forum, and making up my own opinions, I came up with 100 things most players hate about this game (50 things single player and 50 things multiplayer). Of course, this list is exaggerated, so take it with a pinch of salt - because I love this game, and don't necessarily agree with all the points listed.

Anyway, I hope you enjoy. Visit my deviantART for more of my artwork if you want.

Sorry if the pace is too fast; that is what I was going for. Replay it and consult the following list to see what each meant.

1. Soap is forced to go up front first
2. One shot and you're dead on veteran
3. Shooting Imran Zakaev in the face but he loses an arm
4. One Shot One Kill mission
5. Carelessly-placed enemy intel available for easy pickup
6. Epilogue level on veteran (mile high club)
7. Khaled Al-Asad having the same character model as other OpFor
8. Enemies immune to flashbangs
9. Ironsights
10. Firing on the church (come on, we all did it!)
11. Patronizing quotes
12. Lengthy reloading
13. No Fighting In The War Room
14. Chain gun on the helicopter overheats too quickly
15. Cpt. MacMillan vs helicopter
16. "Big Bird, we are heavily outnumbered, where are yoooo!?"
17. Why are all the friendly helicopters at bingo fuel all the time?
18. Getting 6 grenades thrown at you at once
19. Dogs
20. Ghillie suits
21. Enemies with the last stand perk
22. Gaz
23. Gaz's face
24. Gaz's Attitude
25. Ssgt. Griggs = Sgt Johnson?
26. Poor Russian CPR administered on Cpt. Price
27. Getting caught on the doors during SAS training
28. Arcade mode. What's the point?
29. Insane recoil
30. Man on back of helicopter
31. Black Hawk Down ripoff
32. Lack of potato-throwing from Call of Duty 2
33. Not getting my damn checkpoints
34. Sniper Rifles not having real-time scopes
35. Shooting the hostage
36. Flesh wounds aren't acceptable
37. Why am I even on this plane!?
38. The Middle East
39. Russia
40. Shoop Da Woop "I'ma Chargin' Mah Lazer!" (I just wanted to put this one in)
41. Shooting the Hind with an RPG
42. Didn't I play this level in multiplayer?
43. Shoot the dog, 10 come after you (again, who didn't shoot him?)
44. Chernobyl lol
45. MacMillan's leg
46. I'm invincible when holding someone on my back
47. Soap, go do this
48. Jackson, go do this
49. "Oorah"
50. "Semper Fi"

51. Over-cooking grenades
52. Not being awarded that blatant headshot
53. Rushing into claymores
54. "Planting claymore!"
55. "Cover me I'm reloadin'!"
56. "It's a draw, stand down Marines."
57. The host disconnecting
58. Search and Destroy
59. Spawning on a grenade
60. Spawning under an airstrike
61. Helicopter killing you through a window
62. Headquarters' choice of spawning.
63. N00B Tube
64. Martyrdom perk
65. Last Stand perk
66. Juggernaut perk
67. Stopping Power perk
68. Lag
69. Bog is bog
70. Inability to flank on Downpour
71. Getting shot on Downpour by the Mounted Gun across the map, through a couple of walls
72. Campers
73. Campers with the UAV Jammer perk and a silencer.
74. 12 year olds and younger
75. Didn't I play this map in the story campaign mode?
76. Snipers (those glorified campers)
77. Bloc
78. M16A1
79. Being on the OpFor's side
80. MP44 (WWII style)
81. Not having gold weapons
82. Having a teammate call in a UAV during yours
83. Random grenades
84. Level 10, rank 55 prestigees
85. ACOG Scopes
86. Overgrown
87. Running out of breath after only sprinting for 5 seconds
88. Joining a match you just quit
89. Overused clan names (Pnus, JEWS, b00bs, KKK, etc.)
90. Rubber knife
91. Homing knife
92. Enemies that just. Won't. Fucking. Die.
93. Enemies spawning behind me
94. Spawning in front of the enemy
95. Countdown
96. Getting stuck in doorways
97. Teammates blocking doorways
98. Grenades bouncing off of the smallest of somethings
99. Khaled Al-Asad having the same character model as OpFor snipers
100. Players that bitch about this game



Rated 5 / 5 stars

So right.

Everything on that list is true, but still I somehow love that game. Too bad no one realizes it's a joke, though. :l

I'm ready for the next one, can't wait to see what you'll say about MW2... >:)

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MoozipanCheese responds:

Indeed, but as Wikipedia says, "Often, the most satisfying element of a good parody is seeing others mistake it for the genuine article."

100 Things We Hate About Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 will be up sometime soon. Had to remove the intro as apparently Flash has a 16,000 frame limit, which I didn't know about.

Thanks for taking the time to leave an intelligent and legible review/comment.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

not everone hates COD4

well i maybe not

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MoozipanCheese responds:

Indeed. It's just a parody. :)


Rated 5 / 5 stars


just one thing, whats the name of the song?

MoozipanCheese responds:

Panther Dash, by The Go! Team. It's actually shown as the animation begins, after you click on PLAY.


Rated 5 / 5 stars


Cool collab, I got most of it...but you should make it just a tad slower, with some way of it explaining what the scene is about and why it's # whatever. Still funny though.

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MoozipanCheese responds:

Yeah, well, I uploaded this almost two years ago, so I'm not changing it now.


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars


Most of this stuff is true. Notice this game was made in 2006-2007. And why should the graphics matter? Its the fucking gameplay that matters. If you don't play games because of the graphics ( I know you don't I'm hoping) Then you are not even considered a gamer and probably play the Wii. You shouldn't bitch about snipers and other stuff because your not good and just play the game or get MW2. Although there are alot of things wrong with it also. I would love to give you a list ut it would be longer that infinity x2. And yes, everyone hates noob tubes but you have to admit it's fucking hilarious when you use a noob tube and kill someone and they bitch and whine about it.

MoozipanCheese responds:

To a certain extent, yes, I do think graphics should matter. Obviously gameplay comes first, but if developers aren't going to put in the time to make it look good, then players have a right to complain. Well, like I said: to a certain extent.