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04/27/08 – 06/17/08
2 PERSON GAME
These two characters are based on real people. My American Goverment teacher and a stupid canadian kid that was sleeping while we were taking a test. He's really dumb.
Get a mic. I'd love to hear some hate fly in game.
Hell, add some AI and let me play solo. For some reason I don't mind a 1p mode in a fighting game, but hell on a biscuit if most people are going to want to be nudging shoulders on a keyboard. Let people use gamepads, or add online support as well.
At minimum give me a button (preferred ESC) to take me back to the start screen.
Still, there's no innovation here at all. Add something to make this stand out. For the love of South Park rip offs.
Firstly, the song is by Disturbed, not System of a Down. System is incapable of writing a song as lousy as "Sickness"
There aren't any instructions on how to play the game. It's easy enough to figure out WASD and the arrow keys control their respective players, but there's no instructions for attacking and the like.
Additionally, there was so sound for the fighting. No punches, slaps, or hits had any sort of sound effect, which really makes it feel weak.
The art was okay, South Park style, but good enough.
The damage control bar is obnoxious. It's damn near impossible to beat the other character, since the health regenerates faster than the damage control bar.
You've got the bones of a decent fighting game here, with some more work and better planning you could have something damn good. Keep working.
It was good though next time make more attacks.
It is a enteresting game, but it was a bad idea use the CTRL and the D key at the same time...
Was ok with a graphics just gameplay was boring. It needs more attacks and they need to react to getting hit.
Well, not surprisingly, I had no one to play this with, so it was boring. Also, the combat system is too simple, and is just bad. And it's obvious where your art style comes from.
this is just stupid and pointless. you need more attacking styles. even then it would be a worthless game.
Not bad at all. Me and a friend just played it. Shame there aren't any more attacks than just the one and it's kind of short-lived but still kind of amusing as a one-off play.
I love south park so I can't help but like this a bit because of the animation style. But then I realize that it in no way resembles the show I love and I become angry and confused. I think we can all agree though, Canadians love their sleep.
the only thing that saved it wa the semi decent art,
anyways it seems like your obsessed aboot this canadian kid eh?
i mean you did make an entire game aboot him.
u could make levels...better up the animation a bit...give it more efects... a little bit more SFX...mmmm...cause' it wasn't funny at all...u have to think the game through a bit more...could be a great game...but at the moment it's not at all...
Kkkkkkkk soooooooooooo ummmmm this was the worst piece of crap ive ever played next time make it more in depth maybe more than one move, and try adding a one player mode cuz i dont think alot of people sit around and surf newgrounds with someone sitting 2 feet from them. also work on your graphics they could have been much better. maybe a better storyline than just stop sleeping, and then u'll have to kill me..... also this is totally racist because of how you made the canadian's head. 0/10
That was the worst thing I've ever played on NewGrounds.
How in the world did this even make it past judgment?!?!?!
first of all the music was horrible. I like DWTS, but looping it was terrible. 2/10
Art was mediocre. 3/10
Storyline and char development was TERRIBLE! -2/10
So overall, i should be giving this a 3 but i won't because everything was slopped together.
Wow, not a very good game at all. I could see you didn't put a lot of thought into these and probably made it just to make of the Canadian kid or teacher. Still a lot of improvements could have been made. Like more attacks, even jumping and also I didn't think the song matched the game. I'm sorry but if you ever think about uploading flash games here, make sure it's good.
p.s. I did sorta like the south park look of it.
turd of the week anyone?
i loved the south park theme and i loved the disturbed music
This wasn't good at all! The southpark theme was cool, but the game sucked!
The Canadian kid can't even attack.
I ended up just making them dance to the music.
Good game, only I could never kill one another. Try for more attacks, special meter, and maybe south park related humour since the artwork is the same.
well I can certainly not make games and I know it is hard (according to my neighbor)
In the future you should probably have a longer loop and more than one attack cause when me and my friend played it all we did were mash space and ctrl till one died, not much excitement.
Good graphics, but got boring in 6 seconds. Good effort.
Stole soouth parks art. I suggest more attacks so its not just a button masher and slow health regain
gameplay, stupid. graffics are ok, big time sp rip off, music thats not system of a down thats disturbed all in all it's a 1 time play game
The chracters look like South Park characters and the enemy doesnt fight back, just stands there and gets hit.