Here's a joke-
Q: Why did Bill Clinton's dog Buddy cross the road? A: He was going to tell us, but he got hit before he had the chance.
Get it? Ha ha. Shoot, that's a pretty good one. Here at Zthing, we have recreated the incident and give you final control over Buddy's fate. Will he make it across this time, or get nailed again? Zthing Presents: Dodge Buddy.