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Eulogy For: TANKMEN 4.

(Score at Death: 1.55/5.00)

This submission was BLAMMED by our users.

Here is its eulogy, a collection of the kind words written about it while still among the living. They shall live on forever in its place.

04/04/08 – 04/04/08


Submitted by <deleted> with the following comments:

LOOK A SEQUEL.

BAHAHAHA.

Score: 10
een777

"lmao"

by: een777
date: April 4, 2008

first review?.. and u just don't stop with these movies do u... tankmen will take over the top 50 of all time


Score: 0
Circleman22

"Liar!!!!!!"

date: April 4, 2008

This is not real, and you aint Utah! Liar!


Score: 10
Vyrquenox

"oh dear"

date: April 4, 2008

well johnny, now you are going to be the recepient of godlike interest in tankmen. Don't blame me I said something cool about it not that long ago.

(prepare yourself for the screaming and crying)


Score: 2
CS2wixer

"Wha..?"

date: April 4, 2008

why why would you do such a thing? WHY!!!
It's funny and entertaining, with the different characters and the storylines. Even the voices are entertaining.
I'm very sad, but at least you are making another series. Maybe you can use the voices for the teachers at Pico's School. maybe

still sad though


Score: 0
Mizar

"*flips-off*"

by: Mizar
date: April 4, 2008

You have too much free time.


Score: 1
meow

"Nice try..."

by: meow
date: April 4, 2008

...but no...
okay...maybe I chuckled a bit...but no...
"Johnny Utah" HA!


Score: 10
Rudy

"Amazing."

by: Rudy
date: April 4, 2008

You're quite the talented one, Mr.Utah.


Score: 10
dragzilla142

"awwwww man!!!"

date: April 4, 2008

awwwww......jonny do ya really have to do this???? cmon man!!!!! :(.......im only giving you a 10 and a 5 is cuz ur awesome....


Score: 1
Kidlazarus

"What????"

date: April 4, 2008

It's over? I hope this is a belated April Fool's joke. Wait, Tom took you off the staff?
Now I just hope this a BS account.


Score: 10
GeminiXPG

"Um.."

date: April 4, 2008

If this is for real, I think I just shat my pants. There's no way, TANKMEN is just too awesome. Hey, you're the creator though.


Score: 2
glitch12

"NO!!!!"

date: April 4, 2008

What do you mean there is no interest in the series anymore? People parody and look for it all the time. Well, if you are truly ending it, good luck with the new series


Score: 10
Zacied

"You tricked me..."

by: Zacied
date: April 4, 2008

A little late for April Fool's Day though...OH WELL!


Score: 7
Powervanem

"NO!!!!!"

date: April 4, 2008

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Realy?
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I liked the music.


Score: 1
molton44

"uh huh.."

date: April 4, 2008

a little late on the april fools joke there utah.....you are joking right?
PLZ BE JOKING


Score: 0
Grombie

"Im very dissapointed in you"

date: April 4, 2008

I expected great things from tankmen. I hope this message is blamed


Score: 9
eyeothestorm

"Such a shame"

date: April 4, 2008

If it's true. If not, I'm not good at getting jokes like that. Stop fucking with me!


Score: 0
RPGamer

"lol"

date: April 4, 2008

like anyone is gonna fall for that


Score: 4
cesarin

"oooooo"

date: April 4, 2008

so u wont continue the series wahhhh


Score: 10
Splurgle

"My eSoul..."

date: April 4, 2008

...has been raped, tortured, tormented, and ripped apart. Tankmen was like, one of the biggest things on newgrounds and I am just so sad it's ending. Is this some late April Fools joke or something?

='[


Score: 3
Hank514

"nooooooooooooooooooooooo"

date: April 4, 2008

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooo

well thats just mean one fo newgrounds greatest series ended.

with any luck maybe one day out of total boredom youll do one more idk it can always happen


Score: 10
Woodstck

"The End of Cock Jokes?"

date: April 4, 2008

Why god!!! I loved TANKMEN why must it come to an end, nooo!!!

But can't wait for the Pico and Friends Series, is it going to have some cock jokes in there or is it the end of cock jokes?


Score: 0
dieordieo386

"NO!!!!!!"

date: April 4, 2008

DAM YOU!DAM YOU ALL TO HEll!Ah well I cant change your mind.See ya Tankman.*Sniff*


Score: 10
cael

"Are you serious?"

by: cael
date: April 4, 2008

I can't believe you'd end the series like this... Why man, why?!


Score: 5
Ss2-teen-gohan-Ss2

">:("

date: April 4, 2008

No more Tankmens?


Score: 0
WhiteDJ

"lame"

date: April 4, 2008

The real JU: http://johnnyutah.newgrounds.com/


Score: 1
Goonie

"Your Sequels just gets better. :)"

by: Goonie
date: April 4, 2008

Wow. Great. This would of been better if this flash came on April Fools.

Sadly, you destroyed my expectations and had no funny humor in this what so ever. :0


Score: 10

"I C WAT U DID DER"

by: <deleted>
date: April 4, 2008

and I liked it :)


Score: 0
MalcomFrost

"Nice try poser."

date: April 4, 2008

Why do people insist on pulling this kind of shit? Seriously, does this make you cool or something? Not in my books. Wonder what the real JohnnyUtah thinks of this? Let's ask him, shall we?


Score: 8
PhoenixGodwin

"Well, guess there's not much we can say to that."

date: April 4, 2008

I can see this as being a late April Fools joke (especially considering there's no "canon" Tankmen 3").

Otherwise though, (as inspiration doesn't grow on trees) good luck on your next project, hope it goes well.


Score: 0
SirBrodrick

"For your Flash animation sake, I hope this is a jo"

date: April 4, 2008

SUXOR, you better make more, I hope that this was nothing more than a feeble attempt from your girlfriend to get you to stop making the best flash series on newground. if so.. dump her!


Score: 0
HourglassStudios

"..."

date: April 4, 2008

I'm gonna laugh if this gets turd of the week.


Score: 0
Blink-the-God

"Fail?"

date: April 4, 2008

Probably, Johnny Utah, the the TANKMEN maker. Not to mention this account only has this as its submission. Not to mention lack of interest in TANKMEN? Who the fuck are you trying to kid? Its not even worthy of being an April fools joke.


Score: 0
FBIpolux

"Simply no."

date: April 4, 2008

You probably haven't noticed yet, but this hasn't been made by Johnny Utah.
Or shall we say the REAL Johnny Utah.
Ultimately, this flash is simply an attempt to get some attention.
Silly me, it worked. Oh well, I guess the majority of the people browsing NG are...
Ummm... Dumb kids? Anyways...
Cant believe so many people actually believe this was really JU ending Tankman.
Kudos if you find the hidden message in this review.

Source: FBI.

P.S.: I actually thought this was real at first. Thanks for giving me fake hopes...


Score: 0
jesseRYU

"april fools?"

date: April 4, 2008

lol i'm glad i came on to find this to. this wasn't even funny....and i was excited at first.


Score: 0
igatsios

"its not him"

date: April 4, 2008

johnny utahs user is 'JohnnyUtah' but this guys is 'J0hnnyUtah' its has a zero instead of an 'o' so yeah :) FCUK U ZERO BOY!!!


Score: 10
kingofthecactus

"A masterpiece"

date: April 4, 2008

better than all the other ones combined :D


Score: 1
JohnnyUtah

"haha"

date: April 4, 2008

this is a dirty, mean spirited thing to do sir.

*high five what


Score: 0
Spartan1357

"sad"

date: April 4, 2008

Spartan: "I can haz tankmen?"
Utah: "NO!"
Spartan: "Awww T,T"


Score: 0
damonky

"johnnys got yo back"

date: April 4, 2008

check in tank man 4 which the real ones done youve got served also whats the point in this


Score: 0
ishbobflyboy

"DUDE!"

date: April 4, 2008

man i hate pico i loved tankmen. Y would you do such a thing to a bung of nerds like us. please say this a late april fools day joke. if not i hate you, but thanks for tankmen


Score: 0
reviewgamesdude

"Sad"

date: April 4, 2008

I cant belive that somebody lies to us and steals identities. I liked Tankmen!


Score: 2
Ragnarokia

"Bravo"

date: April 4, 2008

I like it how he reviewed it himself as well. You probably got what you made this for. Sadly nothing more than text and music so I can't give you much.
Damn I just bumped Utah of the front, oh well.


Score: 0
LlamaChamaBoat

"wtf"

date: April 4, 2008

sell out
TANKMEN are ftw.
dont stop making them.

F