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03/27/08 – 07/29/08
WHY ISNT THIS DELETED YET
Everybody knows how to make a hidden folder and they are usless
It was veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrryy SLOW !!!
Do you even watch your "movies "before you submit them? The flash is extremely choppy, not to mention poorly done, unnecessary and boring.
I'm sorry but stuff like this shouldn't be on Newgrounds. It was boring and shouldn't be here. If your gonna try and tell someone something, try somewhere else. Your wasting your time here. I couldn't even finish watching. You got a one for putting a stop button at the bottom. Better luck next time!
Unfortuantely, it was horibbly made. The FPS was slow, the grpahics were horrible, actually I wouldn't be surprised if he filmed it with a camera and then uploaded it to NG. If anything work on te graphics. I could barely see squat!
Its good, but it is very choppy and unclear at times. It might have also been easier if you recorded your voice onto the flash through a microphone and a lot faster.
that was just horrable,i mean its choppy
Not bad.
Back in my day we used the dos 'attrib' to apply the 'hidden' bit to directories.
Back before the days of Windows Explorer and the 'show hidden items' checkbox.
Your trick is kinda neat.
So long as nobody searches the whole computer for .jpg files you should be all right.
useless...utterly useless, if anything i am being generous...a waste of time to watch. if this was mine id retitle it "How to waste time" and then shoot myself afterwards...i may be new but really...if youre gonna upload something...at least make it something better, or at least funny or truly informative...next time add sound and try to make the video a litle clearer...
Or you could just move out of your parents' house.
even though you dont have a microphone you could have put on music or saved up for one before you put this now syupid video on. it could have been a lot better if u had simply waited to buy a microphone.
It was very choppy, do you have an old computer or something?
Well, there are already craploads of hentai on Newgrounds, i dont think anybody NEEDS to know this when they already know, you know?
Or they can just ask their friends or people that have submitted porn already.
Nice try though.
The video was converted with some crappy program you Google searched, It was very choppy and took forever just to get to the end of one sentence, And on top of all that, everyone knows that if you need to hide something that you should hide it in win32 files/password protect computer.
PLEASE, if you cant afford flash, atleast buy 3DFA.
Much easier
That doesn't really hide it, I mean if your parents even know a little about computers (well more than a little) they would easily be able search a hidden folder, especially considering theres a search utility on all Microsoft computers I think, and maybe even all computers? I'm not sure but i know at least Microsoft computers have one and they have a search option to search hidden folders and system folders so it's really useless.
P.S. If you REALLY wanted to hide porn the best thing to do is (If you aboslutely HAVE to save it on your easily viewed contents instead of just having history off and actively deleting your cookie's folder which is nearly eye-gougingly possible to look through) is to save it to some sort of removable data storage device or better yet, to set your cookies folder to a removable storage device. Or if you don't wanna do that you could always use a remote proxy server.
There's plenty of ways to hide porn, hidden folders are easily gotten around so I wouldn't suggest them.
ALSO
I do not actually have experience storing porn on my computer, I just know ways to keep your history untracable incase of a police raid and your computer is confiscated for evidence etc.
Point being.....
I DO NOT STORE PORN ON MY COMPUTER.......
NOR HAVE I EVER.....
BUT MAYBE IN THE FUTURE......
Anyways.....
All in all I know someone storing porn that way is bound to get caught, I was suggesting a few ways to store porn more safely for everybody, maybe you could do another tutorial that incorporates more methods of storing porn?
I dont ussaly do this but.... you suck. Well mabey not you per say but this should not be rated all adences becuse it teaches kids bad things such as hiding porn in hidden folders...
And becuse im giving you a 1 i am going to give you constructive criticism such as, make a slide show instead so that you can explain the steps in clearity and detail. You should add music as others have said.
it was choppy and slow. if you want porn you can just google it and go to images while taking out the safeserch filter and you will get all the pictures you need and if the searchers get recorded you can just double click on the search bar and click the DEL key on the things you dont want anyone else to see
bad quality. No sound.
You should speed it up a little, as in, use your voice instead of notepad. (or w/e you were using) And the quality of the vid is really really bad.
You made it way too slow. Use pauses instead of slowing it down. Plus the animation quality was crap. Yeah, this was not good.
Also, its been said, but hidden folders are not that effective. You should either whack it on a USB device and hide that or Google search some sort of password protection safe program - I got one off a magazine cover disc a couple years ago, and I use that. Just don't forget to close it...
I was hardly legible, but its a good how to video.
Masturbation is good for the soul :P
oh well, everything is for humans, porn or alcohol or whatever, just don't get used to something to much, eh? Cure for porn - girlfriend, that is my answer. Just find one that doesn't want to have sex AFTER marrying her, hehe. And, why hide porn? If your parents are blind for needs of young person ((not only we guys do dirty things while watchin porn, my girlfriend said that girls also do it OFTEN)) then they are very conservative basta**s, and need long talk with sexuologists (yes, parents, not masturbating teen, cuz it is normal like the law of gravity or seawaves).
Btw, your movie really s**k, but I am kind person so u've got 5 from vote and 8 from review. Work on flash skills, and talk with parents or go and find for yourself nice girl.
Greetz ^^
Dude... I'm VERY sorry for saying this... but if you can't make better movies... please quit submitting them to newgrounds... things like this are actually nothing more than a waste of space and you could make a website on how to make a hidden folder.
dude i got the folder hidden (funny) but i cant get rid of name i try renaming but dont work
Even though this was very slow, this helped me out a lot
'Girls have cooties, no thanks.' (artist)
umm... dude, hate to break it to you, but I think you might be gay.
Or just really, really, strange.