Here is its eulogy, a collection of the kind words written about it while still among the living. They shall live on forever in its place.

Right, so I know this guy Ben right, who likes to punch cats! No kidding, he even tried to run one over! Everyone was saying: 'aah this sick guy, someone ought to make a flash game out of him!'
Well who am I to deny such a simple wish? Oh and he looks like Wario, hence the outfit.
Can he make it to the end and satisfy his sick wishes? Or will those cats show him who's the pussy?
note: couldn't get a replay button working, so you'll have to close the game if you die. Replay worked in the final battle though. I dunno, the flash tutorial I used had some messed up code and I'm not good enough to fix that. But what the hell, enjoy! directional keys to move and jump, ctrl to punch, space for special attack once the upgrade's collected.
update:
people who gave bad reviews? I don't blame you. it seems to have gone extra buggy on ng. If the sound messes up at the start, close and try again please :(