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Mar 7, 2008 | 8:44 PM EST

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EDIT- You can now jump by pressing UP.
EDIT AGAIN- I think fixed the glitch with the invincible nazi. EVEN THOUGH I'm jeapordizing my chance of winning awards n shit. I seriously hope I'm not losing anything because of this edit.

2nd of January 2009 EDIT: I FIXED THE GLITCHES. Ahahaha- Almost a year later and I finally went back and fixed these stupid glitches. This is SO my best game. Still.

Right/ I'm a little fbut durnk while uploading this, right? So just bare with me.
HOW GREAT AM I, THAT I CAN UPLOAD A FLASH, FULLY WORKING N ECERYTHING, WHILE INTOCISCEATED?
That's mint.
Right so- CannonCrotch, It's a shooter. You fight some nazis, have a fun time. Fuck about n that. It's a top game.
If this doesn;t get front page, them- fuckin- you guys all suck. That's what happens if this doesnt' get frontp[age. I'm pretty sure it will though cos it's MINT.

Oh, ALSO, right. I'm pioneering some NG ads thing. I'm like the 48th person to do it. What it does is: Everytime someone plays this, I get like one or two cents, right? American secnts. So if I get like hundred thousand hits, bout 2 cents each- You do the math. KACHING. Thanks to Tomfulp, PsychoGoldifsh, Newgrounds GENIOUS Flash Community, The audio portal guys. You're all total legends.

Shit, I hipe I can edit this.

OH, and play other difficulty modes to unlock more cheats. The cheats are great. Seriously.
AND THANKS TO ALL THE BETA TASTERS. THERE WAS LIKE 30 OF EM. THERE WAS LOADS. YOU WERE ALL MINT.

Also, has anytyone noticed that all the games on NG right now are WAY too cpmplex? You have to sit down for like an hour to LEARN how to play these things. LEARNING HOW TO PLAY GAMES? SCREW THAT. With this one thoughm, with CannonCrotch, all you need to know is the buttons: Arrow Keys, A , S and SPACE. EASY AS FUCK. That's how games need to be. Games should be siompler. That's my two cents.

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BULLETEGGBULLETEGG

Rated 5 / 5 stars

KILL HITLER

with your dick :)


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CrawwCraww

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Good British Game, Mint indeed.

Very good game, Got to the end but cant finish it on hard. The chest hair made me play again. Good stuff.



ArmourMeadoArmourMeado

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Bam! Bam!

Pretty much perfect. The only thing I could think to add would be a way to quit the game without closing the window. I'd be trying hard mode and one of the first few buggers would get a lucky shot, and I'd prefer to restart there and then instead of dying right at the end and wishing I had that life. But that's just me nit-picking.
TEN STAR.. err, points... out of ten.


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I-smel responds:

found out there are stars in the Write A Review box, which I'd never seen


CamoflashCamoflash

Rated 5 / 5 stars

SuperAwesomeGame!!!!

Yeah! I loved it but it was kinda hard even on easy.
HITLER CAME BACK! AARRRGGHHH!!!!!!!


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reds141reds141

Rated 5 / 5 stars

whoa

way to hard