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Mar 7, 2008 | 8:44 PM EST

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EDIT- You can now jump by pressing UP.
EDIT AGAIN- I think fixed the glitch with the invincible nazi. EVEN THOUGH I'm jeapordizing my chance of winning awards n shit. I seriously hope I'm not losing anything because of this edit.

2nd of January 2009 EDIT: I FIXED THE GLITCHES. Ahahaha- Almost a year later and I finally went back and fixed these stupid glitches. This is SO my best game. Still.

Right/ I'm a little fbut durnk while uploading this, right? So just bare with me.
HOW GREAT AM I, THAT I CAN UPLOAD A FLASH, FULLY WORKING N ECERYTHING, WHILE INTOCISCEATED?
That's mint.
Right so- CannonCrotch, It's a shooter. You fight some nazis, have a fun time. Fuck about n that. It's a top game.
If this doesn;t get front page, them- fuckin- you guys all suck. That's what happens if this doesnt' get frontp[age. I'm pretty sure it will though cos it's MINT.

Oh, ALSO, right. I'm pioneering some NG ads thing. I'm like the 48th person to do it. What it does is: Everytime someone plays this, I get like one or two cents, right? American secnts. So if I get like hundred thousand hits, bout 2 cents each- You do the math. KACHING. Thanks to Tomfulp, PsychoGoldifsh, Newgrounds GENIOUS Flash Community, The audio portal guys. You're all total legends.

Shit, I hipe I can edit this.

OH, and play other difficulty modes to unlock more cheats. The cheats are great. Seriously.
AND THANKS TO ALL THE BETA TASTERS. THERE WAS LIKE 30 OF EM. THERE WAS LOADS. YOU WERE ALL MINT.

Also, has anytyone noticed that all the games on NG right now are WAY too cpmplex? You have to sit down for like an hour to LEARN how to play these things. LEARNING HOW TO PLAY GAMES? SCREW THAT. With this one thoughm, with CannonCrotch, all you need to know is the buttons: Arrow Keys, A , S and SPACE. EASY AS FUCK. That's how games need to be. Games should be siompler. That's my two cents.

Reviews


PibbornPibborn

Rated 5 / 5 stars March 9, 2008

Ahahahah

"There is no need to state the obvious, colonel" I laughed for 10 minutes. My grandma was looking at me like I was an idiot.


I-smel responds:

Considering you laughed for ten minutes, I fuckin agree with her.


KentondolKentondol

Rated 5 / 5 stars March 3, 2010

lol

the enemies do spray bullets really fast and you die alot but i thought it was fun and humorous



RampagingDragonsRampagingDragons

Rated 5 / 5 stars March 14, 2008

HAHAHA!

I liked the crotch rocket for the airplane part



krool-kitty419krool-kitty419

Rated 5 / 5 stars June 8, 2008

fun

i like it



Bluelink219Bluelink219

Rated 5 / 5 stars March 11, 2008

Not bad

i liked it, but i died where the soldiers respawn.also, it sorta reminded me of Metroid Prime