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Mar 7, 2008 | 8:44 PM EST

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EDIT- You can now jump by pressing UP.
EDIT AGAIN- I think fixed the glitch with the invincible nazi. EVEN THOUGH I'm jeapordizing my chance of winning awards n shit. I seriously hope I'm not losing anything because of this edit.

2nd of January 2009 EDIT: I FIXED THE GLITCHES. Ahahaha- Almost a year later and I finally went back and fixed these stupid glitches. This is SO my best game. Still.

Right/ I'm a little fbut durnk while uploading this, right? So just bare with me.
HOW GREAT AM I, THAT I CAN UPLOAD A FLASH, FULLY WORKING N ECERYTHING, WHILE INTOCISCEATED?
That's mint.
Right so- CannonCrotch, It's a shooter. You fight some nazis, have a fun time. Fuck about n that. It's a top game.
If this doesn;t get front page, them- fuckin- you guys all suck. That's what happens if this doesnt' get frontp[age. I'm pretty sure it will though cos it's MINT.

Oh, ALSO, right. I'm pioneering some NG ads thing. I'm like the 48th person to do it. What it does is: Everytime someone plays this, I get like one or two cents, right? American secnts. So if I get like hundred thousand hits, bout 2 cents each- You do the math. KACHING. Thanks to Tomfulp, PsychoGoldifsh, Newgrounds GENIOUS Flash Community, The audio portal guys. You're all total legends.

Shit, I hipe I can edit this.

OH, and play other difficulty modes to unlock more cheats. The cheats are great. Seriously.
AND THANKS TO ALL THE BETA TASTERS. THERE WAS LIKE 30 OF EM. THERE WAS LOADS. YOU WERE ALL MINT.

Also, has anytyone noticed that all the games on NG right now are WAY too cpmplex? You have to sit down for like an hour to LEARN how to play these things. LEARNING HOW TO PLAY GAMES? SCREW THAT. With this one thoughm, with CannonCrotch, all you need to know is the buttons: Arrow Keys, A , S and SPACE. EASY AS FUCK. That's how games need to be. Games should be siompler. That's my two cents.

Reviews


brinxterbrinxter

Rated 0 / 5 stars

Pretty sub-par

Yeah, this doesn't bring much new to the genre, the graphics are highly referenced and the animation is nothing special. Even the gameplay is lacking with nothing besides running, jumping, and shooting. Plus the controls are so sluggish you can't really make it perform how you'd like (try shooting down while dodging the ridiculously accurate boss attacks). Ok, there's a gun on his crotch...big deal?


I-smel responds:

Fuck you.


boozeandbroadsboozeandbroads

Rated 0 / 5 stars

.........

well the game froze so i didn't get a chance to play it BUT it's funny because there is an actual government building built like a swastika.. makes you think eh?


I-smel responds:

Yeah I know, I traced it. It's a university or some shit.


sonicwave249sonicwave249

Rated 0 / 5 stars

sigh

there should have been a fucking continue, i got to the last boss, got game over, then i broke my mouse out of pure frustration, i was pulling my hair out by the end of this. ugggg.... one hit kills... bad contra flashbacks! >_<



supeslayersupeslayer

Rated 0 / 5 stars

yikes

cannoncrotch....ya i agree with 69blain69 this was not that fun or entertaining. things just didnt work right.