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Mar 7, 2008 | 8:44 PM EST

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EDIT- You can now jump by pressing UP.
EDIT AGAIN- I think fixed the glitch with the invincible nazi. EVEN THOUGH I'm jeapordizing my chance of winning awards n shit. I seriously hope I'm not losing anything because of this edit.

2nd of January 2009 EDIT: I FIXED THE GLITCHES. Ahahaha- Almost a year later and I finally went back and fixed these stupid glitches. This is SO my best game. Still.

Right/ I'm a little fbut durnk while uploading this, right? So just bare with me.
HOW GREAT AM I, THAT I CAN UPLOAD A FLASH, FULLY WORKING N ECERYTHING, WHILE INTOCISCEATED?
That's mint.
Right so- CannonCrotch, It's a shooter. You fight some nazis, have a fun time. Fuck about n that. It's a top game.
If this doesn;t get front page, them- fuckin- you guys all suck. That's what happens if this doesnt' get frontp[age. I'm pretty sure it will though cos it's MINT.

Oh, ALSO, right. I'm pioneering some NG ads thing. I'm like the 48th person to do it. What it does is: Everytime someone plays this, I get like one or two cents, right? American secnts. So if I get like hundred thousand hits, bout 2 cents each- You do the math. KACHING. Thanks to Tomfulp, PsychoGoldifsh, Newgrounds GENIOUS Flash Community, The audio portal guys. You're all total legends.

Shit, I hipe I can edit this.

OH, and play other difficulty modes to unlock more cheats. The cheats are great. Seriously.
AND THANKS TO ALL THE BETA TASTERS. THERE WAS LIKE 30 OF EM. THERE WAS LOADS. YOU WERE ALL MINT.

Also, has anytyone noticed that all the games on NG right now are WAY too cpmplex? You have to sit down for like an hour to LEARN how to play these things. LEARNING HOW TO PLAY GAMES? SCREW THAT. With this one thoughm, with CannonCrotch, all you need to know is the buttons: Arrow Keys, A , S and SPACE. EASY AS FUCK. That's how games need to be. Games should be siompler. That's my two cents.

Reviews


AFilthyIbisAFilthyIbis

Rated 5 / 5 stars

o.m.g.

That was pretty sweet. The grafik style was awsom and so was the music. u used the windmill song! It's very metal sluggy and u took the last boss boss straight from metal slug. but it worked well it was kool. thx very much 4 this awsum submishun.



Kratos12345Kratos12345

Rated 5 / 5 stars

bad ass but...

the invincible nazis glitch still isnt fixed.. it just happened to me now while i went up the elevator i tried to shoot the guys wit the bazooka but didnt work... and also it would be nice to fight tjhe spider boss wit the bazooka if the bazooka could go thru the floor becaue i wasted like 5 lives cus i had to get close to attack him.. but overall its a cool game a reallll y addicting


I-smel responds:

That's what happens when you use cheats =O


Cookiemonster3Cookiemonster3

Rated 5 / 5 stars

...........

Really easy and great game, played out the first time with NO bugs. (exept for one I think)
The only thing I dont understand is the cheats, i typed them in into the reception thingy, and i pushed "enter" but it only paused the game!!!
The second thing I like are the "Author Comments" on the reviews, so can I have a funny one to??? (I gave it 10 stars!)


I-smel responds:

Make sure the cheats are in all capitals. Also THERE ARE NO STARS ON THIS PAGE WHAT THE HELL IS ALL THIS SHIT ABOUT STARS??


malkivanmalkivan

Rated 5 / 5 stars

jjaja good

is godnes game is a
very inprecionant

uh,,mm

X3


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jejejeje

Rated 5 / 5 stars

excelent

why u keep talking about kevin bacon


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I-smel responds:

lmao