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Mar 7, 2008 | 8:44 PM EST

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EDIT- You can now jump by pressing UP.
EDIT AGAIN- I think fixed the glitch with the invincible nazi. EVEN THOUGH I'm jeapordizing my chance of winning awards n shit. I seriously hope I'm not losing anything because of this edit.

2nd of January 2009 EDIT: I FIXED THE GLITCHES. Ahahaha- Almost a year later and I finally went back and fixed these stupid glitches. This is SO my best game. Still.

Right/ I'm a little fbut durnk while uploading this, right? So just bare with me.
HOW GREAT AM I, THAT I CAN UPLOAD A FLASH, FULLY WORKING N ECERYTHING, WHILE INTOCISCEATED?
That's mint.
Right so- CannonCrotch, It's a shooter. You fight some nazis, have a fun time. Fuck about n that. It's a top game.
If this doesn;t get front page, them- fuckin- you guys all suck. That's what happens if this doesnt' get frontp[age. I'm pretty sure it will though cos it's MINT.

Oh, ALSO, right. I'm pioneering some NG ads thing. I'm like the 48th person to do it. What it does is: Everytime someone plays this, I get like one or two cents, right? American secnts. So if I get like hundred thousand hits, bout 2 cents each- You do the math. KACHING. Thanks to Tomfulp, PsychoGoldifsh, Newgrounds GENIOUS Flash Community, The audio portal guys. You're all total legends.

Shit, I hipe I can edit this.

OH, and play other difficulty modes to unlock more cheats. The cheats are great. Seriously.
AND THANKS TO ALL THE BETA TASTERS. THERE WAS LIKE 30 OF EM. THERE WAS LOADS. YOU WERE ALL MINT.

Also, has anytyone noticed that all the games on NG right now are WAY too cpmplex? You have to sit down for like an hour to LEARN how to play these things. LEARNING HOW TO PLAY GAMES? SCREW THAT. With this one thoughm, with CannonCrotch, all you need to know is the buttons: Arrow Keys, A , S and SPACE. EASY AS FUCK. That's how games need to be. Games should be siompler. That's my two cents.

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MetaKnightPWNS4MetaKnightPWNS4

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars February 26, 2011

My keys kept freezing

Like, he'd continue to run in a direction I didnt want him to, and die by the spider thing. Really fun game, just try to fix this please.


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00WhiteFox0000WhiteFox00

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars February 25, 2011

glitch

glitched it in 3 seconds


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TIKI500TIKI500

Rated 1 / 5 stars February 25, 2011

Not great

If the nazi had actually used gold tanks like these, they may have won the war.
All in all, too hard



MrGibinsMrGibins

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars February 24, 2011

very nice

kinda hard, but whatever, I guess i just need to be better


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TheGoodLife24TheGoodLife24

Rated 4 / 5 stars February 23, 2011

ok but...

its top easy to lose lives.


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