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EDIT- You can now jump by pressing UP.
EDIT AGAIN- I think fixed the glitch with the invincible nazi. EVEN THOUGH I'm jeapordizing my chance of winning awards n shit. I seriously hope I'm not losing anything because of this edit.

2nd of January 2009 EDIT: I FIXED THE GLITCHES. Ahahaha- Almost a year later and I finally went back and fixed these stupid glitches. This is SO my best game. Still.

Right/ I'm a little fbut durnk while uploading this, right? So just bare with me.
HOW GREAT AM I, THAT I CAN UPLOAD A FLASH, FULLY WORKING N ECERYTHING, WHILE INTOCISCEATED?
That's mint.
Right so- CannonCrotch, It's a shooter. You fight some nazis, have a fun time. Fuck about n that. It's a top game.
If this doesn;t get front page, them- fuckin- you guys all suck. That's what happens if this doesnt' get frontp[age. I'm pretty sure it will though cos it's MINT.

Oh, ALSO, right. I'm pioneering some NG ads thing. I'm like the 48th person to do it. What it does is: Everytime someone plays this, I get like one or two cents, right? American secnts. So if I get like hundred thousand hits, bout 2 cents each- You do the math. KACHING. Thanks to Tomfulp, PsychoGoldifsh, Newgrounds GENIOUS Flash Community, The audio portal guys. You're all total legends.

Shit, I hipe I can edit this.

OH, and play other difficulty modes to unlock more cheats. The cheats are great. Seriously.
AND THANKS TO ALL THE BETA TASTERS. THERE WAS LIKE 30 OF EM. THERE WAS LOADS. YOU WERE ALL MINT.

Also, has anytyone noticed that all the games on NG right now are WAY too cpmplex? You have to sit down for like an hour to LEARN how to play these things. LEARNING HOW TO PLAY GAMES? SCREW THAT. With this one thoughm, with CannonCrotch, all you need to know is the buttons: Arrow Keys, A , S and SPACE. EASY AS FUCK. That's how games need to be. Games should be siompler. That's my two cents.

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Ye11oYe11o

Rated 4 / 5 stars March 20, 2011

Ehhhhhh

It's an amazing game :D One of the best I have played but it is way too hard.


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ninjagayden777ninjagayden777

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars March 7, 2011

Fun, but.....

The game is extremely buggy. Also, why no health bar? one shot = death is kinda lame.



RaenBoowRaenBoow

Rated 4 / 5 stars March 1, 2011

Lt. Canoncrotch >8(

(thought it was about someone taking nudie pictures with their new camera D:)

Great idea for a character... I think.... xD Anyway I went left the first thing I did and I fell down, but was still being able to go right and being "attacked" by the creeps (they couldnt hit me but anyway). I suggest you put a wall there.

Second - After "winning" at the bossfight it all just froze and the page redirected me to an audio called "dubsteep loop" here on newgrounds....... mean to happen? If so this game sucked.... If not, plz fix it xD cause I still enjoyed playing it


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L00SERL00SER

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars February 27, 2011

Don't play it, it's a waste of time

This game has lots of glitches.


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DuckersDuckers

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars February 26, 2011

Too tough

Sorry - maybe I'm just pants but this game is too tricky - anyone where you have to give someone 20 lives to classify it as 'easy' is too tough!