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Mar 7, 2008 | 8:44 PM EST

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EDIT- You can now jump by pressing UP.
EDIT AGAIN- I think fixed the glitch with the invincible nazi. EVEN THOUGH I'm jeapordizing my chance of winning awards n shit. I seriously hope I'm not losing anything because of this edit.

2nd of January 2009 EDIT: I FIXED THE GLITCHES. Ahahaha- Almost a year later and I finally went back and fixed these stupid glitches. This is SO my best game. Still.

Right/ I'm a little fbut durnk while uploading this, right? So just bare with me.
HOW GREAT AM I, THAT I CAN UPLOAD A FLASH, FULLY WORKING N ECERYTHING, WHILE INTOCISCEATED?
That's mint.
Right so- CannonCrotch, It's a shooter. You fight some nazis, have a fun time. Fuck about n that. It's a top game.
If this doesn;t get front page, them- fuckin- you guys all suck. That's what happens if this doesnt' get frontp[age. I'm pretty sure it will though cos it's MINT.

Oh, ALSO, right. I'm pioneering some NG ads thing. I'm like the 48th person to do it. What it does is: Everytime someone plays this, I get like one or two cents, right? American secnts. So if I get like hundred thousand hits, bout 2 cents each- You do the math. KACHING. Thanks to Tomfulp, PsychoGoldifsh, Newgrounds GENIOUS Flash Community, The audio portal guys. You're all total legends.

Shit, I hipe I can edit this.

OH, and play other difficulty modes to unlock more cheats. The cheats are great. Seriously.
AND THANKS TO ALL THE BETA TASTERS. THERE WAS LIKE 30 OF EM. THERE WAS LOADS. YOU WERE ALL MINT.

Also, has anytyone noticed that all the games on NG right now are WAY too cpmplex? You have to sit down for like an hour to LEARN how to play these things. LEARNING HOW TO PLAY GAMES? SCREW THAT. With this one thoughm, with CannonCrotch, all you need to know is the buttons: Arrow Keys, A , S and SPACE. EASY AS FUCK. That's how games need to be. Games should be siompler. That's my two cents.

Reviews


killerk167killerk167

Rated 2 / 5 stars May 8, 2011

UGH

the only thing i don like about this game is thats its no type of vatality(life).....do better in the 2nd game



sweatycrisissweatycrisis

Rated 2 / 5 stars April 25, 2011

CannonCrotch

CannonCrotch? really? unique name. story of the game is that Hitler never died. he was frozen. and unfrozted by Nazi's. how original. seriously i mean it. well. ill be honest i didnt like this game much. its not a run n gun game mostly because you cant run and shoot and you die in one hit. which is annoying in this game and alot of others. you get one power up. which is machine gun. and thats all there is. one thing i will praise about this game is the music for the first boss. sounds Irish and has a nice beat. 4/10 2/5.


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SURJ10SURJ10

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars April 25, 2011

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

So funny lol



Colonel-ReginaldColonel-Reginald

Rated 5 / 5 stars April 24, 2011

this game is one of my favourites

nazis swearing guns and crotch with a cannon attached sweet jesus



semi889semi889

Rated 2 / 5 stars April 9, 2011

Good game.

But I gotta go with everyone else a little to tough and what "Duckers" said a game where u gotta give some 30 lives to be easy doesn't quite cut it as easy. yur second game crunchdown is 10 times better. good try but just doesn't cut it, sorry. ;(