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Mar 7, 2008 | 8:44 PM EST

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EDIT- You can now jump by pressing UP.
EDIT AGAIN- I think fixed the glitch with the invincible nazi. EVEN THOUGH I'm jeapordizing my chance of winning awards n shit. I seriously hope I'm not losing anything because of this edit.

2nd of January 2009 EDIT: I FIXED THE GLITCHES. Ahahaha- Almost a year later and I finally went back and fixed these stupid glitches. This is SO my best game. Still.

Right/ I'm a little fbut durnk while uploading this, right? So just bare with me.
HOW GREAT AM I, THAT I CAN UPLOAD A FLASH, FULLY WORKING N ECERYTHING, WHILE INTOCISCEATED?
That's mint.
Right so- CannonCrotch, It's a shooter. You fight some nazis, have a fun time. Fuck about n that. It's a top game.
If this doesn;t get front page, them- fuckin- you guys all suck. That's what happens if this doesnt' get frontp[age. I'm pretty sure it will though cos it's MINT.

Oh, ALSO, right. I'm pioneering some NG ads thing. I'm like the 48th person to do it. What it does is: Everytime someone plays this, I get like one or two cents, right? American secnts. So if I get like hundred thousand hits, bout 2 cents each- You do the math. KACHING. Thanks to Tomfulp, PsychoGoldifsh, Newgrounds GENIOUS Flash Community, The audio portal guys. You're all total legends.

Shit, I hipe I can edit this.

OH, and play other difficulty modes to unlock more cheats. The cheats are great. Seriously.
AND THANKS TO ALL THE BETA TASTERS. THERE WAS LIKE 30 OF EM. THERE WAS LOADS. YOU WERE ALL MINT.

Also, has anytyone noticed that all the games on NG right now are WAY too cpmplex? You have to sit down for like an hour to LEARN how to play these things. LEARNING HOW TO PLAY GAMES? SCREW THAT. With this one thoughm, with CannonCrotch, all you need to know is the buttons: Arrow Keys, A , S and SPACE. EASY AS FUCK. That's how games need to be. Games should be siompler. That's my two cents.

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XertivXertiv

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

whenfatpeoplefall

Game sounds to hard yet he wants you to add some thing to make it even harder. LOL

No fawking sense, anyways...
The game is alright and yeah, playing on hard mode is insane but like all games, if there is a will there is a way. Just have to keep pushing harder to beat it.


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Jackinator45Jackinator45

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Funny...But not so good...

Its OK. But its kinda unfair how u die in 1 shot.


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whenfatpeoplefallwhenfatpeoplefall

Rated 2 / 5 stars

if cannon crotch touched a pillow, he'd die

if you duck, they duck too and kill you. the tank can magically shoot you no matter what.and that is all i feel i need to say about this game.my summary;this game pisses me off. i gave the game two points for creativity and two for the soundtrack. i took away four for the tank and over itelligence for ai, and two for the lack of items, health, etc. you should make a condom launcher block your cannon and you have to mash "A" to break free


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asefgh1asefgh1

Rated 4 / 5 stars

BA BOOM!

Hmmm, lets see here... you've got nazis, check. Metal slug type shooter, check. Aaaaaaaaand you seem to have a crotch capable of firing ballistics and grenades.
Check.



javichakaljavichakal

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Xd good

Good game man XD