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Mar 7, 2008 | 8:44 PM EST

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EDIT- You can now jump by pressing UP.
EDIT AGAIN- I think fixed the glitch with the invincible nazi. EVEN THOUGH I'm jeapordizing my chance of winning awards n shit. I seriously hope I'm not losing anything because of this edit.

2nd of January 2009 EDIT: I FIXED THE GLITCHES. Ahahaha- Almost a year later and I finally went back and fixed these stupid glitches. This is SO my best game. Still.

Right/ I'm a little fbut durnk while uploading this, right? So just bare with me.
HOW GREAT AM I, THAT I CAN UPLOAD A FLASH, FULLY WORKING N ECERYTHING, WHILE INTOCISCEATED?
That's mint.
Right so- CannonCrotch, It's a shooter. You fight some nazis, have a fun time. Fuck about n that. It's a top game.
If this doesn;t get front page, them- fuckin- you guys all suck. That's what happens if this doesnt' get frontp[age. I'm pretty sure it will though cos it's MINT.

Oh, ALSO, right. I'm pioneering some NG ads thing. I'm like the 48th person to do it. What it does is: Everytime someone plays this, I get like one or two cents, right? American secnts. So if I get like hundred thousand hits, bout 2 cents each- You do the math. KACHING. Thanks to Tomfulp, PsychoGoldifsh, Newgrounds GENIOUS Flash Community, The audio portal guys. You're all total legends.

Shit, I hipe I can edit this.

OH, and play other difficulty modes to unlock more cheats. The cheats are great. Seriously.
AND THANKS TO ALL THE BETA TASTERS. THERE WAS LIKE 30 OF EM. THERE WAS LOADS. YOU WERE ALL MINT.

Also, has anytyone noticed that all the games on NG right now are WAY too cpmplex? You have to sit down for like an hour to LEARN how to play these things. LEARNING HOW TO PLAY GAMES? SCREW THAT. With this one thoughm, with CannonCrotch, all you need to know is the buttons: Arrow Keys, A , S and SPACE. EASY AS FUCK. That's how games need to be. Games should be siompler. That's my two cents.

Reviews


NightDeadNightDead

Rated 4 / 5 stars August 20, 2011

Yeah!

Nice shoot game! congratulations!



sonicman101sonicman101

Rated 5 / 5 stars August 15, 2011

SONG OF STORMS FTW!!!

EPICNESS :D!!!


People find this review helpful!

Gen1nGen1n

Rated 1 / 5 stars August 11, 2011

nothing happens

when the game starts and the scene shows british ministry of defence, after that it asks the player to press "A"... i press A.. nothing happens... the game moves ahead when i press "return"key...
When approaching the nazi hq... the wind sound plays in a loop and the game doesnt continue.. i tried refreshing the game, changing the difficulty and as well as pressing all the keys hoping something will work....
please check this ...
FYI i am playing this game in Google Chrome.. i have played other flash games so my flash works :)

2 starts for good compositing



Emo510Emo510

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars August 7, 2011

the game is hard

and he shoots balls



Drago2045Drago2045

Rated 0 / 5 stars July 15, 2011

balls

that guy has no balls just a cannon!