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Mar 7, 2008 | 8:44 PM EST

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EDIT- You can now jump by pressing UP.
EDIT AGAIN- I think fixed the glitch with the invincible nazi. EVEN THOUGH I'm jeapordizing my chance of winning awards n shit. I seriously hope I'm not losing anything because of this edit.

2nd of January 2009 EDIT: I FIXED THE GLITCHES. Ahahaha- Almost a year later and I finally went back and fixed these stupid glitches. This is SO my best game. Still.

Right/ I'm a little fbut durnk while uploading this, right? So just bare with me.
HOW GREAT AM I, THAT I CAN UPLOAD A FLASH, FULLY WORKING N ECERYTHING, WHILE INTOCISCEATED?
That's mint.
Right so- CannonCrotch, It's a shooter. You fight some nazis, have a fun time. Fuck about n that. It's a top game.
If this doesn;t get front page, them- fuckin- you guys all suck. That's what happens if this doesnt' get frontp[age. I'm pretty sure it will though cos it's MINT.

Oh, ALSO, right. I'm pioneering some NG ads thing. I'm like the 48th person to do it. What it does is: Everytime someone plays this, I get like one or two cents, right? American secnts. So if I get like hundred thousand hits, bout 2 cents each- You do the math. KACHING. Thanks to Tomfulp, PsychoGoldifsh, Newgrounds GENIOUS Flash Community, The audio portal guys. You're all total legends.

Shit, I hipe I can edit this.

OH, and play other difficulty modes to unlock more cheats. The cheats are great. Seriously.
AND THANKS TO ALL THE BETA TASTERS. THERE WAS LIKE 30 OF EM. THERE WAS LOADS. YOU WERE ALL MINT.

Also, has anytyone noticed that all the games on NG right now are WAY too cpmplex? You have to sit down for like an hour to LEARN how to play these things. LEARNING HOW TO PLAY GAMES? SCREW THAT. With this one thoughm, with CannonCrotch, all you need to know is the buttons: Arrow Keys, A , S and SPACE. EASY AS FUCK. That's how games need to be. Games should be siompler. That's my two cents.

Reviews


AzzazzianAzzazzian

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

its ok but just the because i can spam the a button like crazy makes it insanely easy but its ok.



kizer123kizer123

Rated 5 / 5 stars

WOW!

You guys, you don't even know what is a good game so what if its a 1 hit kill that makes it hardcore and more fun. I woulden't like a game where I can get hit 20 times and live. Once you get near the end of the game you will say Wow! That was one of the best games I ever played! Please make some more Awesome work and keep it up!


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DEEDAWG00420DEEDAWG00420

Rated 0 / 5 stars

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HELLRISER321HELLRISER321

Rated 0 / 5 stars

WTF

TO FUCKING HARD



Pyrofool104Pyrofool104

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

shit.

1 hit kill, way to hard, boring, boring story and gameplay, gay concept, and you stole the character design from Crunchdown. Overall this game is a piece of shit and you probably should try harder next time to make a better game or just don't make any at all. Frankly i don't really care, and if you are going to make the main character so death prone you should probably just make him invincible. I give you a 1 because of the somewhat creative idea behind the game but i am being very generous, this game is more like a 0.3. I'm just being nice. Your welcome.