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Mar 7, 2008 | 8:44 PM EST

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EDIT- You can now jump by pressing UP.
EDIT AGAIN- I think fixed the glitch with the invincible nazi. EVEN THOUGH I'm jeapordizing my chance of winning awards n shit. I seriously hope I'm not losing anything because of this edit.

2nd of January 2009 EDIT: I FIXED THE GLITCHES. Ahahaha- Almost a year later and I finally went back and fixed these stupid glitches. This is SO my best game. Still.

Right/ I'm a little fbut durnk while uploading this, right? So just bare with me.
HOW GREAT AM I, THAT I CAN UPLOAD A FLASH, FULLY WORKING N ECERYTHING, WHILE INTOCISCEATED?
That's mint.
Right so- CannonCrotch, It's a shooter. You fight some nazis, have a fun time. Fuck about n that. It's a top game.
If this doesn;t get front page, them- fuckin- you guys all suck. That's what happens if this doesnt' get frontp[age. I'm pretty sure it will though cos it's MINT.

Oh, ALSO, right. I'm pioneering some NG ads thing. I'm like the 48th person to do it. What it does is: Everytime someone plays this, I get like one or two cents, right? American secnts. So if I get like hundred thousand hits, bout 2 cents each- You do the math. KACHING. Thanks to Tomfulp, PsychoGoldifsh, Newgrounds GENIOUS Flash Community, The audio portal guys. You're all total legends.

Shit, I hipe I can edit this.

OH, and play other difficulty modes to unlock more cheats. The cheats are great. Seriously.
AND THANKS TO ALL THE BETA TASTERS. THERE WAS LIKE 30 OF EM. THERE WAS LOADS. YOU WERE ALL MINT.

Also, has anytyone noticed that all the games on NG right now are WAY too cpmplex? You have to sit down for like an hour to LEARN how to play these things. LEARNING HOW TO PLAY GAMES? SCREW THAT. With this one thoughm, with CannonCrotch, all you need to know is the buttons: Arrow Keys, A , S and SPACE. EASY AS FUCK. That's how games need to be. Games should be siompler. That's my two cents.

Reviews


Jim2yJim2y

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars March 7, 2008

hard

cool game
- graphics are good
- story... nvm
- gameplay ... it was a bit hard for me (maybe i just suck at it)
there were a couple of glitches but other wise it was a good game
overall 7/10



bibi333bibi333

Rated 5 / 5 stars March 7, 2008

AWESOME

this so deserves front page!it was hilarious and well designed, and was just as fun to play! this is a fiven and ten!



reddeye5reddeye5

Rated 5 / 5 stars March 7, 2008

Some control issues are....

...the only problem with this. Fix those and you got a hit here. It already is a hit,...but the fact that you went that far,..go the extra mile and fix these probs. Genius


I-smel responds:

I wish someone would ACTUALLY TELL ME what they'd prefer the controls to be =(


JesseTalako6JesseTalako6

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars March 7, 2008

not that great

very blurry and bad animations!


I-smel responds:

Bad animations? What the hell? "Very Blurry" doesn't even make any sense. What- Fuck you, man.