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Mar 7, 2008 | 8:44 PM EST

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EDIT- You can now jump by pressing UP.
EDIT AGAIN- I think fixed the glitch with the invincible nazi. EVEN THOUGH I'm jeapordizing my chance of winning awards n shit. I seriously hope I'm not losing anything because of this edit.

2nd of January 2009 EDIT: I FIXED THE GLITCHES. Ahahaha- Almost a year later and I finally went back and fixed these stupid glitches. This is SO my best game. Still.

Right/ I'm a little fbut durnk while uploading this, right? So just bare with me.
HOW GREAT AM I, THAT I CAN UPLOAD A FLASH, FULLY WORKING N ECERYTHING, WHILE INTOCISCEATED?
That's mint.
Right so- CannonCrotch, It's a shooter. You fight some nazis, have a fun time. Fuck about n that. It's a top game.
If this doesn;t get front page, them- fuckin- you guys all suck. That's what happens if this doesnt' get frontp[age. I'm pretty sure it will though cos it's MINT.

Oh, ALSO, right. I'm pioneering some NG ads thing. I'm like the 48th person to do it. What it does is: Everytime someone plays this, I get like one or two cents, right? American secnts. So if I get like hundred thousand hits, bout 2 cents each- You do the math. KACHING. Thanks to Tomfulp, PsychoGoldifsh, Newgrounds GENIOUS Flash Community, The audio portal guys. You're all total legends.

Shit, I hipe I can edit this.

OH, and play other difficulty modes to unlock more cheats. The cheats are great. Seriously.
AND THANKS TO ALL THE BETA TASTERS. THERE WAS LIKE 30 OF EM. THERE WAS LOADS. YOU WERE ALL MINT.

Also, has anytyone noticed that all the games on NG right now are WAY too cpmplex? You have to sit down for like an hour to LEARN how to play these things. LEARNING HOW TO PLAY GAMES? SCREW THAT. With this one thoughm, with CannonCrotch, all you need to know is the buttons: Arrow Keys, A , S and SPACE. EASY AS FUCK. That's how games need to be. Games should be siompler. That's my two cents.

Reviews


TuxedoGuyTuxedoGuy

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars February 20, 2011

Fun, but really difficult..

I'm not gonna give you a bad rating, only because this game was amazing. Unfortunately, it was way too hard. You should have at least incorporated a health system.
Oh, reference to "Dot Dot Dot": THIS GAME IS SOOOOOO ESSY!



CericonCericon

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars February 19, 2011

You have a good game,

but you made it too difficult.
Great controls, the levels are nicely designed, the story is humorous, just too difficult. Everything is a one hit kill? That's a bit unfair.


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Brad0warBrad0war

Rated 2 / 5 stars February 10, 2011

mmmmm

it started out as a fun game, the characters made me laugh and the style was good, but then i got to the tanks. i understand that i'm ment to jump to dodge but the tanks would move closed until i could no longer avoid them and i was a little disapointed that i had to sacrifice 2 live each time i needed to get past a tank.


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sonicwave249sonicwave249

Rated 0 / 5 stars February 5, 2011

sigh

there should have been a fucking continue, i got to the last boss, got game over, then i broke my mouse out of pure frustration, i was pulling my hair out by the end of this. ugggg.... one hit kills... bad contra flashbacks! >_<



SpiritSlashSpiritSlash

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars February 5, 2011

Meh

This game was clearly difficult, yes. But it was also challenging, as I read in your developer's log in LEGEND OF JOHNNY, You want the player to be kept on their toes and I kept that in mind while playing the game. The reason I rate this below my average 10/10, is because this game, as you can clearly see, needs a lot of work. Glitches, parts could be a bit easier, etc. For example, the elevator scene. If you crouch, the enemies on the next floor crouch. And you can't jump in the elevator, so its death city in there. I played once on easy, once on hard. On easy I could barely get to the second level, and on hard I had the boss by a rope. Just I couldn't get the next supply of grenades in. What might have been helpful, was a start from last checkpoint or something that started you over with half your lives and full grenades or something, so you wouldn't have to start alll over.

But this game was generally good, good-ish gameplay, good concept, just needs work. Lack of effort it like a disease, and it happens to the best of us.