Eulogy For: Excite Bike - LSD

(Score at Death: 2.23/5.00)

This submission was BLAMMED by our users.

Here is its eulogy, a collection of the kind words written about it while still among the living. They shall live on forever in its place.

02/02/02 – 07/14/09


Submitted by kittyslasher with the following comments:

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Score: 9
bodom-child

"You rule"

date: February 2, 2002

Enough said


Score: 9
SamHardy

"Pretty cool"

date: February 2, 2002

This version was quite good, but The Original excitebike for NES will always be the greatest...


Score: 7
The-Rare-Duck

"Umm..."

date: February 2, 2002

Well i had trouble figuring out how to start the damn thing...it WAS funny...but i dunno...the fuck up the ass thing was kinda over used...well done none the less :P


Score: 0
Lt-Brookman

"Why is it called Kong 2???"

date: February 2, 2002

Did you call this movie Kong 2 just to get enough peeps to watch it? This movie was utter shit and crap!


Score: 7
SirVallos

"LOL that was funny shit!!"

date: February 2, 2002

Hahahaha really nice to play that game. But imo the sound BuggerClock yell when you bump him is too anoying. But it's still a great game.


Score: 6
Mattkbach

"ya, ok"

date: February 2, 2002

That was wierd, Um nothing incredible, a bit fucked up at times but overall it is worth a look


Score: 10
macdeth

"I guess thats what he deserves."

date: February 2, 2002

That was a fun game...


Score: 7
PimpMasterKDOG

"Ha ha ha ha ha"

date: February 2, 2002

The graphics and sounds are excellent. If you enjoyed playing the first Excite Bike, you will definitely enjoy playing this one. In this latest installment, you get to find out where the "meat" on BaconBurgerClock comes from. It is very funny and worth watching.
-->KDOG
p.s.~~>You should feel special, kittyslasher, because you have been given the great honor of recieving my 100th review.


Score: 10
tyranosaur

"oH GeeZuS..."

date: June 17, 2002

i'M NoT eVeN GoNNa SToP aND CoNSiDeR HoW MuCH you GoT oN GRaPHiCS oR SouND oR WHaTeVeR, you GeT a TeN FoR eVeRyTHiNG... THaT iS ReMiNiSCiNT oF WHaT i DReaM aBouT, MiNuS RaPiNG THe BuRGeR aT THe eND...


Score: 7
Bardock4

"Weird!!!"

date: July 26, 2002

One Line Summary Weird!!!!


Score: 0
format

"you dont like baconburger do you?"

by: format
date: August 18, 2002

well i do.


Score: 0
inspector875

"you sick fuck!"

date: August 28, 2002

whoever gave you this idea is a sick weirdo!


Score: 5
woah-it-levitates

".."

date: November 11, 2002

The other excite bike game. Was way better, this just... No, let me rephrase that, this was just weird. Yeah, thats it; weird


Score: 10
Safety-First

"This is some funny assed shit!!!"

date: November 25, 2002

I have had a trip like that, and it wasn't fun, but when i look back on it, I can laugh my ass off like I did when playing this!


Score: 6
Psycho-Man-333

"oh my god!!!"

date: December 4, 2002

where did da muwahahaha sound go???


Score: 5
AsSmAn1214

"what.......................the.........FUCK"

date: December 23, 2002

that made no sense and was the stupids thing i have ever seen.


Score: 8
ShineTheFox

"OMG LOL^____^!"

date: January 5, 2003

The backround and the sound was funny and so was the ending. First time I saw a GAME full of humor ^_______________^!


Score: 9
DoomsdayDemon

"HAHAHAHAHA!!!"

date: January 6, 2003

OH DAMN! that was great..loved the music!!..lol this is funny shit good work


Score: 6
BigRyushon

"Nothing TOO new..."

date: March 16, 2003

The game is somewhat fun, but I hate the ending (that's just sick), and...raise the "E" to a "T" or higher...


Score: 5
HaloX

"right..."

by: HaloX
date: April 2, 2003

There were only two things I had issues with.

1) the time it takes to start the game is a little long, I almost closed the flash before the bike started to go.

2) although the ending is funny, it seems out of place. there should be a button at the end that allows you to start over.

Over than that, kill the clock people...I guess.

HaloX


Score: 4
evil-puppet99

"Too messed up"

date: April 10, 2003

The other excitebike kill frenzy game is much better.


Score: 0
my56k

"the fuck"

by: my56k
date: September 12, 2003

What The HELL was The Point to this dam game it fucking sux so much and the sounds sux even more i played this for ten seconds but it was soo crappy i destroyed my computer after playing this to get any little bit of shit left over from this stupid game!!!


Score: 2
Invinciblekirby

"Bah"

date: September 24, 2003

Like I said before you have a fascination with killing clocks. This game is stupid. Everyone, I urge you to go play Excitebike- Trouble. It's like this but better.


Score: 6
HentaiGirl69

"*twitch*"

date: October 10, 2003

not right *twitch twitch twitch* ewwwwwww


Score: 0
Desertgypsy

"Fuckin stupid"

date: November 9, 2003

No. Really. This is fuckin stupid. How is this horsecrap still on NG? Is it because of all the weakass clock haters.
Pointless movie.


Score: 0
Bmarksdaspot

".................................................."

date: December 26, 2003

omg!


Score: 4
dw817

"Not good .."

by: dw817
date: December 28, 2003

You've got some real issues to work out in your head, KS. I recommend some quality time in therapy. :)

David


Score: 10
KoRn2008

"cool"

date: January 11, 2004

i loved it keep up the good work


Score: 10
woody321

"errm..."

date: February 17, 2004

ok basically...its nuts, hilarious and has excessive violence! all a boy needs! thank you. p.s. the bit at the end when the man is trying to kill the burger with his cock? thats just wrong!


Score: 3
exile142000

"no again"

date: February 22, 2004

you have serious issues


Score: 3
XZA

"poor..."

by: XZA
date: March 11, 2004

It was short and demented. This guy obvouisly has something against BaconBurgerClock.


Score: 1
doggshizzle

"Stupid"

date: May 9, 2004

this game was truly sick and stupid.


Score: 0
LocoEazyum187E

"Skinhead88, you also hate What?"

date: May 13, 2004

So, Looks like Skinhead88 is Homophobic? He is actually Gay, so were Nazis! Skinhead88, your not Straight!


Score: 9
ddrkidmix

"YEAH!!"

date: June 9, 2004

This is what Excitebike should've been all about!


Score: 6
cablemodem

"it was ok"

date: June 11, 2004

i think u were high on lsd when u made this


Score: 8
Regicyde

"AHAHAA"

date: July 18, 2004

Very good, now lets go raving and bag us some X!

Reggie Genocide


Score: 7
infection1

"Lol Nice touch"

date: September 2, 2004

Very addictive..MuwhahahahahahahahA!!


Score: 10
troy812704

"holy crap i thought i was gonna go all epileptic"

date: October 15, 2004

greeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeea
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Score: 9
Dateraper

"Got dirt, got air, got water and I know you can"

date: December 4, 2004

Fed up with all that LSD.
Need more sleep than coke or methamphetamines.


Score: 1
Erither

"...."

date: January 13, 2005

just fucked up

get yourself a life, a****le.-


Score: 0
Dead-Fish-Inn

"Stop, just stop..."

date: February 11, 2005

You waste of life, stop at everything...


Score: 1
amish-pornstar

"ok..."

date: April 5, 2005

waste of bandwidth...this thing deserves to go to hell with its creator


Score: 10
TheReveiwer

"Whoa"

date: April 10, 2005

this is a great game and whoa... dude the air is breathing


Score: 1
kenseth17

"Huh?"

date: April 19, 2005

That was seriously messed up. Now excuse me while I puke after witnessing such crap!!


Score: 10
THPS-GAMER666

"IF U THINK THIS SHOULD BE BLAMMED U R WRONG!!!!!!!"

date: May 6, 2005

nice work dude,it's like very fucked up....but still good.like the killings....more blood than TROUBLE ON THE TRACKS.nice work dood.i give u a......................375838234858384876959385858933848438
3833838!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!for all the blood.i mail u a trophy,not,LOL


Score: 6
Verycrazyfool

"wow"

date: May 13, 2005

the ending was errr...unexpecting good job I think (WTF is this?)


Score: 10
Follower-of-Foamy696

"OMG THIS WAS SO FUCKIN GFUNNY!!1eleventyone/!!@2"

date: June 21, 2005

this was so fuck good and i love the ebding it was so unexpected way better then teh firt one i<33 dis shit


Score: 10
Bad-Gas

"kill baconburger king *_*"

date: February 8, 2006

this is as funny as the normal one!, just shorter...


Score: 0
Flameviper

"WHAT THE F*CK???"

date: July 19, 2006

Awesome!


Score: 7
Criss17

"Sweet"

date: November 20, 2006

Awesome game, but i feel like i had a seizure awesome


Score: 10
superbob12131

"DUDE THIS GAME IS SICK!"

date: December 17, 2006

I got 49 but thats only because i wheelied the entire friggin time. KITTYSLASHER U ROCK!!!!


Score: 5
Sushi-plank

"arrgh"

date: August 22, 2007

despite being both disturbing and seizure inducing, it's actually quite fun and is alright if you just want to spend a couple of minutes killing hordes of baconburger clocks. The sound is annoying though.


Score: 9
cyanfire

"holy shit..."

date: November 30, 2007

this is what happens when you don't let the trip die off before starting to code your ideas...


Score: 3
diode34

"-_- this is rated any1 lol?"

date: September 4, 2008

like omg there was so much blood and that was anyone???


Score: 0
Shadowkusanagi

"Crap."

date: March 10, 2009

Awkward.