Score: 0
"The community of Newgrounds needs to wake up..."
date: March 5, 2008
Anyone that is giving this video a five or ten really needs to grow up. If this video deserved it, it wouldn't be getting zeros.
Its frustrating to see stuff like this getting passed, which is nothing but a still picture with music running over it. Oh, wait... There's an intro. An intro that just so happens to belong to every other flash in this collection. In short, this is spam.
When a first timer submits his work and sees it get blammed, they get better. They work harder, and make better stuff. We are on number 198 here, and NOTHING HAS GOTTEN BETTER. My opinion of the creator dwindles with every following episode. The worst part? They all get passed.
Most likely, this single review from some random guy won't change anything. Afro_Stud, if you read this, I'd like to tell you that its no longer funny. You're probably laughing because this has made it all the way to 200. I'm not. I see this as a rock solid reason to throw sanity out the window. If someone gives this a ten, what would you give something like Tankmen?
I'm supposed to offer constructive criticism, so I'll try to do that now. I'd be thrilled if you animated your scenes. A little more motion than what is shown in the intro would be nice. Also, why not make it longer? I'm having to download 4 MB of a flash, and 3 of the 4 is a song. Get rid of the song. Either shorten the song, or lengthen the flash, because having 3MB of music in a flash this short is completely useless. If you lengthen the flash, which I highly suggest you do, show Hitler actually catching the pokemon. Even a poorly animated throw, and having a beam come out of the ball, and swallow up the pokemon would be great. If you did that in the next episode, not so many people would hate you.
But, if you really are just submitting this to be a spammer that thinks its funny, you're probably wetting yourself from laughing so hard that someone took the time to write a review this long.
March 5, 2008
Author's Response:
First off you shouldn't insult people or state that the submission should have been blammed in reviews. Now to address your points.
I know it's not funny. It's not supposed to be funny. Not everything has to be funny.
Tankmen is the worst flash on this site by far and obviously deserves a 0.
The songs will remain in the flash.
Your review didn't even raise a smile.
