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Winston and Rachel

Author

Alpha-Nuva

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Honey Bunched of Fried Chicken (Buy!)

Date Submitted

02/20/2008 | 05:29PM EST

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Movie | 72.8 KB

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Current Score

2.07 / 5.00

Score Rank: #107,593
Popularity Rank: #93,469

267 votes | 1,046 views

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Author Comments

Winston and Rachel are people. They're nice people. But one day, they realize that the queen is going to be kidnapped and cannot protect herself. So, they set off on an adventure to save the queen. The story is not that of romance, adventure, or discovering one's true potential. It's just a story - nothing more. However, maybe if you want to imagine that the story is about two lesbian girls who want to find a pornographer to record their sexual episodes, well go ahead. Maybe you want to imagine a pink truck and a green truck. They sit there, unharmed. The pink truck blows up. People begin to ask themselves "Why DID I leave the toaster on that night? Perhaps it could've saved my spouse from a fiery death. Then again, they might've died an even worse death, regardless." You know, this is your life, you do whatever you want. If you want to become Shaquille O'Neal, go ahead an tell your parents, "I wanna be black. I wanna make me hair all nappy n such. I wanna grow real tall and shoot hoops. I wanna grow a big, black dick and fuck girls 'coz I'm a celebrity. I have dreams mom and dad. I have dreams, too. I don't want to live in the suburbia all my life! I want to go out and see the world and shower with other black basketball players and drop the soap in the shower room!" And then, your understanding parents will say, "Oh, dearie. Dearie, dear. We want you to have these things." Then they will hold you close and begin to cry and you'll all sit on the floor, in each other's arms, hoping for the best. Then your parents will reveal to you that they were the two lesbians mentioned earlier and that they'll whore themselves so you'll become rich and famous, no matter how badly it hurts when they're getting wine bottles shoved up their orifices for money. God gave people feet. They never came with instructions, but we use them anyways. Do what you want with them.

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Average Score: 7.1 / 10

Score: 5
STeeLRaTnl

"i love being a human"

date: April 8, 2008

when i picked a glance of your Author Comments with my eye it immediately snapped to the word 'sexual'.

anyway, i didnt like the story and animation and the humor featured in this movie

April 8, 2008

Author's Response:

author's comments were a joke. also, this sucks. new one is epic. =O

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Score: 10
d00dfayz

"Lol i pushd"

date: March 31, 2008

Saw it on mc.net, I lol'd.

March 31, 2008

Author's Response:

Can u wait for ep. 1? =O

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Score: 10
SupahHank

"BRILLIANT"

date: March 2, 2008

lmfao

March 2, 2008

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limfaow.

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Score: 8
DrSalvadork

"Yay shoop-like cameo! *Does the wave alone*"

date: March 1, 2008

It were funny. And there were mandromness.
Also one of the best descriptions I've had the pleasure of reading.

March 1, 2008

Author's Response:

Wasn't Shoop. Simply a platypus that shopped the whopper.

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Score: 7
Dast

"OMG"

by: Dast
date: February 27, 2008

There is platypus from Hunt of the Shoopacabra !

February 27, 2008

Author's Response:

ye, but its not a black platypus

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