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Elite Clock Agents

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Take on the roll of the brave elite clock agents and help some assholes at the beach. Real men play on hard mode.

Beat the whole song for a super secret bonus prize!

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Wow.

It amuses me that people are taking this seriously. If you look at this and think that this was put together with time and effort, then you must not really have a good sense of humor or at least half a brain cell to ignore it.

WTF WITH THIS GAME

WHAT THE HELM IS WRONG WITH THIS GAME ELITE CLOCK AGENTS + FUCK = POOP

I SUCK ASS AT THIS GAME EH.

Tell me how to play first.

TEXT. OH NOES.

OFFICIAL SCORE: 0 x 1.98 vote power

I like that song and I like Elite Beat Agents...

...But your interpretation is horrible. How am I supposed to win a song I can't even play? It took me only a few seconds to lose every time. I play Elite Beat Agents and Ouendan on the hardest difficulties so I doubt it is a lack of skill.

The main problems I see are that you are spacing the beats out too much and the beats hardly go to the beat of the song. If you put in more beats that go to the tune of the song more then I think this would be an all right or good game.

You tried I guess. Not hard enough though. Good song, good game, and bad gameplay are not three things that should be combined.

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Hey, the concept was cool. A flash tribute to Elite Beat Agents (which is a very fun and highly addictive game). However, I found a few things wrong with your game.

Rhythm: The circles didn't appear in the rhythm of the song. It was kind of random.

Circle placement: Speaking of random, why are these placed in randomly generated areas? Elite Beat Agents makes each circle represent the movement of the dance. Could you imagine if every time you played a song on Guitar Hero, or danced on DDR, the frets or footsteps had changed?

Graphics: It's not TOO big a deal, but it could use some fleshing out. If the gameplay was stellar then the graphics would be an afterthought, but since the actual content is lacking, you could try and make up for it with fancy visuals (like MTV!).

All in all I give you 2/10. 1 star is there cause the game sucked. The other star is there because I know you can do better. Call it incentive.

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Feb 9, 2008
7:29 AM EST