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Who said platform games had to be nice and fair? time for a little change.
Arrow keys to move, try get through all the levels. You don't have lives, but it records how many you lose. You will lose a lot, the game is pretty hard, so try not to get too mad on the first level.
and yes, the game is possible.
Right click for the mute music option.
The Name Says it All
An alternate name for this game can be "The Broken, Nearly Unwinnable yet Well-Made Platformer."
-Killer Tutorial Level (literally)
-There's just something funny about the sheer amounts of cheap deaths in this game that you WILL be subjected to
-Good music (Sonic, right?)
--Graphics could use a bit of work
--The cheap deaths, while funny at first, become rather annoying after a time
--After awhile, the music got old, as well (I did read the instructions, but I'm on a Mac, so I can't right click, because the mouse is only one button.) Variety in music would be awesome
This is a great time waster. Thank you for making this!
(Now, if you excuse me, I'm going to crawl in a corner and whimper at the inhumanity of Level 2....)
Not really original... you basically just copied the gameplay ideas from the 2ch version of mario (Syobon Action).
The graphics were alright at least.
reaally really frustrating
I loved it for the humor value the starting over multiple times from a checkpoint got a lil redundant
The only reason i gave this game only 7 stars is cus itssoooooooooo hard, but still its so funny to play cus its soo unfair. n u feel rly good when you beat it
Follow Keegan as he runs over everyone in his path on a mad killing spree!
Behold, it's Captain Low-Rez! 25 pixels of spacefaring courage!
Foamy the squirrel gets a lot of fanmail and he's sick of it!
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