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01/18/2002 | 10:05PM EST
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2.66 / 5.00
Score Rank: #70,389 Popularity Rank: #22,177
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Blam this piece of crap!
This makes poop look good.
Nothing too new or interesting.
Not bad. In fact… I like it!
This Flash is crunk, fo' shizzle!
Woot!!! All my 5 R belong to this!
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The champagne flute that which is your mind is grossly underdeveloped. Be learned of the crashaw melon sized postule that contains all knowledge, which resides in the kingdom of Neptune (not the one YOU know of.)
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Average Score: 2.3 / 10
"Wake Up Call"
There have been a lot of these "Wake Up Call" flash submissions as of late. Yes, I understand you think most of us here can do little else but sit at our computers. I'm here to inform you that it isn't true. While I'm definetly not the most intelligent person ever, I certainly am becoming a learned person. Don't under-estimate the people who come here. And dating isn't all too great, and neither is sex. Both are merely things which one does when they are bored or need a change in life. They aren't the end all, be all of human existance.
"Sure there was a lot of violence FUCK YOU BASTERD!"
There was no fucking violence bitch!
"That was a joke, right?"
Never have I written a review for Newgrounds before. However, I feel compelled in this instance. If this was a joke then kudos to you good sir. You have successfully trounced pseudo intellectuals with your verbal diahrea. But since I feel this was not a joke, rather a pathetic attempt at being clever I must request that you never speak again for the rest of your life. Please adhere to my wishes.
"This flash sucks..."
I rarely write reviews for flashes that I think are bad, but yours is overly horrible, so I'm going to. First of all, GET A DICTIONARY!!! I mean come on, deported (departed), whom (womb)??? Second, the graphics and everything else sucked! Somebody blam this piece of crap please.
It's supposed to be dearly deported (as in kicked out of a country), not departed. Who am I kidding? I expect YOU to understand that. Now that's funny. Park your pick-up truck in front of your trailer and go drink a goblet full of shit.
"gj"
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