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JadeTheAssassin Episode 1

Author

Darkside7000

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Audio

Cake (Buy!)

Date Submitted

01/22/2008 | 08:03AM EST

File Information

Movie | 479.6 KB

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Current Score

1.96 / 5.00

Score Rank: #115,255
Popularity Rank: #80,995

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Ages 17+ Mild Nudity, Excessive Violence, Mild Audio, Mild Text, Mild Adult Themes
JadeTheAssassin Episode 1
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Wednesday, January 23rd, 2008, 2:03AM, Australia:

Look I made this movie in flash and it took ALL FREAKIN' SUMMER so just shut up OK! I made it because I love JadeTheAssassin and Joanna Dark and when I grow up I am going to marry them!
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Wednesday, January 23rd, 2008, 12:04AM, Australia:

JadeTheAssassin Episode 1 (or should I say JadeTheASSassin lololol) is the first in a new series by me. It follows Jade and her attempts to dethrone the evil Queen Ron. Enjoy. Feeback and ways to improve future episodes would be nice. 80th Submission!

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Average Score: 4.8 / 10

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Rampskalle

"ehm..."

date: March 20, 2008

im sry but i dont enjoy to watch a bouncing head -.- WHY DO I ONLY SEE A BOUNCING HEAD AND THE TEXT "now im really lazy"

March 22, 2008

Author's Response:

It says "Now I'm just getting lazy", as in, I'm not even putting a slight bit of effort in making spam flash, m'kay pumpkin?

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Score: 10
killaboy69

"i bet"

date: February 7, 2008

i bet jade would fucking love to be the new attention whore also good flash

February 8, 2008

Author's Response:

Jade can suck my dick >:(

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Score: 0
ZacharyRobb

"nice"

date: February 3, 2008

I read your reply to the guy under me, and i thought I'd just give a zero because you seem to want it, but i don't know. Sorry if you didn't.
Anyway I wasn't planning on reviewing it... just read some of the reviews and something came over me. =]

February 4, 2008

Author's Response:

ok.

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Score: 0
JoesCrabshak

"Wow, utter shit."

date: January 30, 2008

You might remember me for you review you gave me on "Prison Escape"
Now, in my game you disliked the text-only baseded game because it didn't have "much"
Sorry to say, this didn't have much either, because a 1 frame, 1 song, 1 MC can't do shit.
Especially when you have no story line....
Now here's where you become a hypocrit, and I love burning people on this...
On my review you wanted "basic flash things" right?
My game contained just as basic things as your did and more, just that yours has no title page, and 1 thing of text. Oh and a movie clip of a crappy song. my bad.
Since your game is worse than mine, and you gave mine a two; a zero sounds good enough.

January 31, 2008

Author's Response:

You wanted me to give you a high score just because some of my animations completely suck too? That's like someone giving a positive review to something like Waterlollies, even if they found it boring, just because they can't make flash of equal quality. The review system isn't there for users to contrast between there flash animation and the animation of others, but to give input to the author

BTW, thanks for the zero. Just helps me get one step closer to pushing this thing to the bottom of the portal where it can get the recognition is deserves and annoy even more users.

Also, check out some of my higher scoring submissions while we are on the subject of your flash being better than mine.

Oh, and bla bla bla.

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Score: 9
Fyndir

"Symbolic on many levels."

by: Fyndir
date: January 22, 2008

I can see that the music was symbolic of the raging battle.

The bouncing head was symbolic of JadeTheAssassins' joy after the victorious dethroning.

I think you made a code error leading to the bouncing head appearing straight away, I assume it was meant to wait until the end of the raging battle, perhaps?

Either way, I liked it, keep up the good work.

January 22, 2008

Author's Response:

Yes. A slight miscalculation on my part. I'd fix it but I accidentally deleted the .FLA instead of my porn when my mum was looking over my shoulder.

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