Score: 0

"Bad"

by: Kwing

date: January 16, 2010

Graphics are terrible for the millionth time. You drew a circle and turned it into a button, a blue rectangle that you slapped over all of the pictures, and a plain text box. You went on Google, search 'hentai' and imported the most generic overused pictures you can find. As for animation, you didn't even make a visualization every time you took damage; no slash mark across the screen, nothing went red. You just lost health and got a slash sound effect. You could have put in lighting, gradients, or filters for effect. Worse, the buttons didn't look any different when you rolled over them or clicked them! You just created a bunch of plains symbols, took some graphics, and called it a game.

Sound is just a song you imported and a sword slash. Minimalistic to say the least, but it's rather plain. You could have had voice actors, alternate music, and a random slash sound effect each time you took damage.

Interactivity was horrible. You made a game out of movie control (gotoAndStop), some variables (health-=x;) and... Oh wait, that's it. You also call it an adventure when all you're doing is going around clicking buttons and answering random questions. It's bunch of 7th grade school questions plopped onto a panel with porn as a reward.

Style may have been the worst. You have a bunch of overused pictures and loops that you threw together, and this time you attempted to give it a 'storyline' by implementing random, unfitting lines to the characters involved. Tifa? Wade Fulp? Seriously, there's nothing logical about the storyline, nothing captivating, and nothing that keeps the player's interest. Most of the players will just click through the text until they have to answer a question.

It was unfunny, with no animation, poor sound, terrible story, and no interesting gameplay. Furthermore the graphics are in poor taste anyway. I was expecting it to be half-decent based on the score, award, and reviews, but it just doesn't make the cut. You've captivated your viewers' hormones and adolescence instead of their intellect, coordination and interest. Wasn't particularly arousing, either. There is nothing that redeems my respect in this submission or the author.

Score: 9

"Omfg"

by: RostovJk1

date: January 2, 2010

I loved golden suns they were the awesomest games! this was fun, with some goodness of pictures.

Score: 10

"Good game, and a bit silly."

by: ObeyBunny

date: December 25, 2009

I like the quality of the pictures that you used, and I loved the animated .Gif's the best.

I just love how this guy is walking around, and people randomly give him pornographic pictures.

10/10 for high quality and the novel idea that the entire culture of this dimension freely gives out porn in the same situations and with the same frequency as we (in our dimension) say the casual phrase "Thank you."

Score: 8

"FUN"

by: Arsenal1802

date: December 11, 2009

great game!

Score: 10

"HALO DUDE HALO."

by: Kenf22raptor

date: December 5, 2009

HAHAHA.MASTER CHIEF IS IN THERE. ^_^