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Jan 13, 2008 | 11:32 AM EST

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--------NEW VERSION 12--------
Fixed a word issue. No more minor updates in this commentary. The next one will for 13. By the way, if anyone wants to help, email me at tivaelydoc3@yahoo.com

And also, every cuss word in here, is on this list:

http://tivaelydoc.110mb.c om/site2.html

--------NEW VERSION 11.8--------
Hopefully, fixed the image problem.

--------NEW VERSION 11.7--------
Embedded the 'Back' font and added 3 words. Will calculate later. The second I started this project, interruptions 24/7!

--------NEW VERSION 11.5--------
Increased font size and fixed the images a pixel.

--------NEW VERSION 11.3--------
I just learned how to outline dynamic text, a nifty flash background, and a few other small things. I added 49 words which brings the theoretical maximum to 2,304,185,783,798,672,167 ,680. Thanks again for not blamming this immediately. I made everything as good as I could, but I still don't know how to make it more interesting. Any suggestions?

---Controls---
Click on Brutal Insulter to generate a sentence. (Or click Enter or Space)
The left and right buttons change the song. (Or on the keyboard)
The up and down buttons adjust the song volume. (Keyboard again works too)
Click on the pictures to change them. (Make keys soon)

---Description---
This gadget is a test of my action script skills. I've been working on this for some time now. This incorporates several of my flash skills, such as the music player. Unfortunately, I don't sound like Duke Nukem or The Postal Dude, so I just used the computers voice. After studying all the other insulter's on this site, I came to the conclusion that they were kind of weak. I put every cuss work I could find, plus a few extra. If you notice any bugs, audio clips not working, suggestions for the next version, more cuss works, spelling errors, etc. please let me know. I don't condone any of the messages that spew from this flash. All audio clips are from Flash Kit. Thanks.

Much more updates coming soon. Thank you all for letting this controversial piece through.

TOTAL THEORETICAL COUNT:
10,866,846,213,406,304,25 6

Reviews


HowlingthunderHowlingthunder

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars November 8, 2009

OMG

Dude this is fucking funny as hell, My fav was Shitfaced Ho Fucking Paris Hilton. Only prob was voice but who gives a shit.


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JoycieblackJoycieblack

Rated 3 / 5 stars December 16, 2009

was funny for abit

If you're going to insult people with this you'll most likely make a total fool out of yourself. Nice idea tho
Keep up the good work



MechablobyMechabloby

Rated 3 / 5 stars January 13, 2008

Interesting idea.

It'll cause alot of controversy due to some of the insults but I think the idea of it all was interesting. The insults were a it plain though, but other than that, I like the idea of it. I thought the filesize was tiny due to the amount of audio files on this submission, as well. I was impressed with that. (although, they are just small loops)

Congrats on the scripting on this, too. I remember when I tried making one and completely screwed it up.

Well, I enjoyed this. Got a few laughs out of this but a few improvements on the insults (make them have more of an edge and make them seem more snappier) and maybe have a bit of animation in the background or possibly a background select. Other than that, great work. 6/10.


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Tivaelydoc responds:

Thank you, I was also surprised that I could get 700+ sound clips, 10 audio clips, and 100's of lines of code to fit in just 3mb. I'm working on the background select and some animation (as soon as I learn how).

As for the more snappier insults, I felt the same way, but I am at a loss of how. Do you have any ideas?


vango78vango78

Rated 3 / 5 stars January 13, 2008

little strange but cool

the music was cool, i liked the variety of it, and the insults were too funny! especially with the computers voice!


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MoreJoshMoreJosh

Rated 3 / 5 stars January 13, 2008

funny

well i think it could use a bit less words, but i like it.

my favorite one is: ELECTROCUTED SCOTTISH DINGLEBERRY SPLATTERING MEAT GAPING SPLUGE WACKING N****R


Tivaelydoc responds:

did it