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Apr 9, 2000 | 12:44 PM EDT

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I received a lot of ending submissions for SMG... sometime I'll post them for all to see! Email requests for porn will be ignored.



Rated 5 / 5 stars


this was really fun. in some parts it was hilarious ( i love dildo jokes), the alternate endings were great and the game was fairly entertaining. one of my favourites at the moment...


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars


That was actually rather amusing...


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars


this is truly the first of it's kind. I love the dildo jokes, i love the choices offered. I think the humor is great, the art is pretty damn good, and it's WAY ahead of it's time. This is by far on of my favorite NG classics. If it were submitted today, I would ask for more audio/voice work.


Rated 3 / 5 stars


You don't kill the cigar. You dodge it until the head shows up. Then you shoot the head AND jump when the head lashes its tongue at you. If you're hit by the tongue, the monster recovers some of his HP. You also have to dodge the cigar a certain number of times (5 or 6) in a row until the head shows up. That said, I'm quite impressed with the overall quality of this animation for its time. I particularly enjoyed the multiple choices since that adds replay value. I only think you could have included several difficulty levels for the game part. For instance, on Easy you'd only need to dodge the cigar 3 times or so. Options and Customization is never too little in a good game.


Rated 4 / 5 stars

Nice flash

Great animation for something in 2000, and it was fun to play the game, even though I didn't know how to kill the cigar part.