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!READ THIS BEFORE PLAYING THE MOVIE, PLEASE!
First off: There are "spelling mistakes" in the poem, but they are there for a reason, so don't point them out in the reviews, please.
Second: If you don't like poems, then I heartily recommend you go watch another flash, since you'll probably become bored (unless you like pirates and ninjas).
Third: If you think this poem is good (and different) enough, please submit it to the "Experimental" flash collection.
Fourth: Please don't use the right click menu to "Play" and "Forward", as that'll only mess up the poem and you'll be forced to re-open the movie. And if you don't like the narration, don't forget you can switch it off at the main menu.
Lastly: Try out different answers, since the poem has paths that are very different one from another (some more serious, others more humorous). And, above all, enjoy (hopefully).
Oh, and I'll respond to every review, so please feel free to leave them, I greatly appreciate feedback!