January 6, 2008
Author's Response:
Actually, Foodfelting is an ancient artform. I believe that it was pioneered by rural villagers of the medieval Kingdom of Pamplona.
The goatish sounds wasn't the problem. Llamas are inclined to bleat like goats when fed a carefully balanced diet of buttermilk and jellybeans. The real challenge was getting the animals to sing on pitch. And it was actually a four-part harmony; the blue goat was singing the super-sonic-soprano part... so I guess it's understandable that you didn't hear it.
Thank you for this lovely napkin, by the by.
