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Jan 1, 2008 | 5:36 PM EST
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    Foamy's Rant Foamy likes to speak his mind about the things that piss him off!

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

Rise OF The Floodlights

I think that Foamy right we should blind them for a 1:30

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

Yes Hammers No Flood lights

Just that the hammers are good ideas but the flood light and making an inpenaterable wall of f*ck so I can't pass is garbage. The fast lane is just that if your not top dog then move out the way and follow 2nd like me to avoid the speeding ticket, lol :)


Rated 4 / 5 stars

Bleh half and half

I agree with the hammers, not with the floodlights. If someone is following you and wants to go faster, yeah, just let em go. What is the harm in that? You might even see them in a ditch later, giving you the satisfaction of knowing that the jackass got their just desserts. Anyways, drive aggressively not defensively. They teach you to drive defensively because they know most of you are sheep and need to be taught like sheep because you are scared of 3,500 pound steel projectiles like sheep. The safest way to avoid an accident? Be miles ahead of it down the road when it happens. Drive aggresively. But knowledgeably. Oh wait, I guess that means we would have to actually start training drivers like pilots. Oh now wouldn't that be an idea, you know instead of letting every 16 yo punk kid have a license, that is some stupid BS if you ask me.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

I wish I had a box of hammers

my mom has this strategy of when someone honks their horn or flashes their lights to make her go faster she slows down even more

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Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Holding up the flow of progress

I've got behind plenty of people who don't seem to know what it means to pass a car - they change lanes, proceed almost to pass the car, but then, once beside that car, will continue to drive the same spead as the car they were just going to pass. Are they trading apple pie recipes? talking about Vern's latest escapades at the trailerpark? I don't know and really don't care. That kind of crap driving causes congestion on the roads - besides that it looks terribly stupid. I'm afraid that it may just be that they're trying to be smartasses, honestly, in their own pitiful ways of trying to do so. I support Foamy's right to rant, and I enjoy the sound of it - and I don't like impatient drivers, either. I mean, even if I've come up on such a clusterf*ck as that which I've described, there, I still keep a safe follow-on distance - at least enough to safely suggest to the other driver that he or she will actually pass the danged car, already.

I just don't particularly enjoy getting behind people driving two-or-more abreast on the highways, like pumpkin-heads at the wheel. Still, dig it though, Foamy rocks the pundit scene, for reals & sht

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