Eulogy For: NG is full of shitty FAGS
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This submission was BLAMMED by our users.
Here is its eulogy, a collection of the kind words written about it while still among the living. They shall live on forever in its place.
12/06/07 – 05/07/08
hey
fuckin arab shits
fuckin nigguor shits
fuckin spic shits
white ppl rule every1 else should go die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
attn:
the clock crew is fuckin gay
the lock legion is fuckin gay
the kitty krew is fuckin gay
the socom squad is fuckin gay
the lucky garbage whistle crew is fuckin gay
every other shitty group is fuckin gay
hey whistle whoring faggots, thanks for getting all my funny reviews deleted you stupid niggours
lmao dis is the lowest scoring flash ive ever seen im honored
fuck africa bomb that shit right off the planet
the end
...that's another work for my "constructive criticism" powers!
graphics: a still photo (and a thin red line); I liked the intro but you used it...at least 20 times? Scores are getting complicated: it's 0/10 (the photo) plus 0,4/10 (the intro: 8/10 divided by 20) = 0,4/10
animation: just in the intro, another 0,4/10 but next time I'm not gonna give you score for the same intro.
story: 0/10, I see no story in this keyboard (but you can use yours to write one).
music: 8/10. I adore the pizza pie song and you choose well.
Average 2,2/10: add some story, drawing and animation, make some new intro (you're pretty good at making it) and keep it up with the music.
Otherwise your submitting statistics will raise, not your scores.
It mentions and addresses many of the crucial American wounds of the 20th century: Vietnam, relationships with African-Americans, drugs, capitalism and the mistreatment of women. Naturally Fleek himself takes the morally upright line on all of these: he fights in Vietnam then rejects war as hell, makes best friends with the African-American Kavinel, rejects drugs, becomes a national sporting hero, makes a million without even trying, looks for love with Orangebeef but loses her despite treating her better than any other man ever did. The interactions and contradictions between Gavin and his more worldly, more cynical castmates is the source of much humor, some of it quite dark. Weaving Fleek into various bits of historical footage was quirky and interesting, though played no significant part in the story.
The acting is strong, the narrative is compelling enough and its semi-documentary style direction is consistent and provides clarity and pace. However OrangeBeef is little more than an ideological fairy story, partly to keep viewers believing in the cause. Would that we could have a world where the best-intentioned half-wit could pop up at opportune moments in history, winning hearts, amassing a fortune, becoming famous. Sadly, the world generally belongs to those who have screwed over someone else to get there - and that isn't Kavinel, he's too nice a guy.
And that is my review for this glorious flash.
I mean, to be honest, i woulda been fine with your description if it had had some flash backup. I wouldn't even really call it flash, just a preloader and a picture. If you really hate NG so much, just post that in the forums or something, instead of using a fake flash to voice your opinions.
Heh, just when I thought I'd seen the worst that Newgrounds had to offer these yutzes show up :P
I'm white, and let me just say - you folks give the rest of us a bad name. Seriously, you're like the messed up uncle nobody wants to talk to. The very fact that you're related is an embarrassment. Then you open your mouth and, well, things get worse.
Congratulations, you've lowered my opinion of the internet a bit! My only question is why this is still here and hasn't been strung up, beaten, tarred and feathered, then burned with napalm.
I'd offer constructive criticism, but the headache-inducing nature of this flash precludes any thing 'helpful'. Apologies to the staff 'round here.
As angry as people get, I think your description of the movie is fairly funny, regardless of whether it is filled with insults. Your constant disregard for grammar and endless use of profanity has entertained me for the short period of time I have spent on this submission.
I give you 1 star for entertaining me, consider it a compliment
In every perceivable fashion, this author has failed. From the poor technical ability and lack of creativity, to his inability to create a coherent comment, and his highly offensive and ridiculous ideals. Newgrounds should be a place of free speech, but this is deliberately offensive and beyond the boundaries of freedom. The most constructive criticism I can offer is please don't come back.
Do not criticize other users for their work unless you are creating a parody. This type of behavior is juvenile and ignorant. The best way to make a difference is to produce your own quality work. People will then view it and rate you according to your abilities, thus increasing your popularity. What you have done is attack your fellow members who have more popularity than you. By doing that, you've only hurt yourself. I recommend trying to express yourself more artistically with less crude, direct insults. Try making a parody or something about how NG fans of these authors are crazy, but don't tell us how bad they are directly. There are plenty of parodies on this site that say the same thing without saying it in an offensive way.
Delete this submission and try again.
Lets face it folks, this prolly took about five minutes to make, and this is exactly the response he is after. Honestly people have been doing this kind of thing for ages, I can't really say I understand why people still get offended, that is not to say I even begin to condone this sort of thing but the best thing really seems to be to just ignore. Besides no one is that offhandedly offensive unless they are trying to be, on the plus side, I always liked that song, so yay for having a nice soundtrack to write this too.
zommfaspg... ok man... im mexican... and in fact "AMERICANS" that for me are the Gringos... or Us Citisen when is formal the thing... are just a bunch of morons... well not all of them cuz i really know a lot of Us people that really own and they are pretty cool... but scum like you should be take into a concentration camp so they can live together happy and let other people with brain socialise together... its just my way of see the things.... the world without you will be better...
sorry for the bad enlish by the way
there was no plot storyline animation for that matter, horrid choice of music im gonna have to give this a 0 get some confidence aye?
Well, I'm not arab, black, or mexican.
I'm not in the CC, LL, KK, SS, LGWC, or any other group.
I suppose I am a, "whistle whoring faggot" so in responce to the only bit that applies to me,
Your welcome
ok so now to talk about the flash.
Your preloader is nice, but over used.
I didn't particularly like your choice of song either.
After the preloader there appeared to be no more actual animation.
but in the end of it all, I suppose I should thank you for encouraging people to break the rules in reviewing this, and allow me to blow the whistle on them.
What are you possibly acheiving from this apart from making everyone think you're a dick. If you hate newgrounds, that's fine, but you don't have to submit something like this.
As for the flash itself...well I'm a little confused with the keyboard and pizza pie playing.
If you hate NG so much why are you making a flash at the place you hate?
The flash...
Its just a keyboard. I give it a 3 for having it be a keyboard and the keyboard is a very good thing.
ok there is nothing more i can say about this other than i actually had to turn down my speakers because of the loud music you compressed into your flash movie and if you really do not like newgrounds then you should leave, because this movie was not only offensive but it was also a violation of the flash portal rules
...or simply acting hard on the internet?`Hardly acting,or animating, or anything else is what best characterizes this flash - in fact, most reviews here have more content than the actual submission. The highly offensive commentary provided by the author has got nothing to do with the movie itself. Suggestion for improvement: take your politicking to the forums, or the street, but the extremely crude and offensive vocabulary you are putting on display here is both disgraceful and inappropriate to this website.
Well, um.. I think you can improve a lot on this by doing something other than the overused intro and a picture.. You should put more effort and actually try to animate something, instead of just doing this to piss everybody off. Maybe take a look at some tutorials and actually try to animate. I'll give you 1 star, because, well, at least there was some animation on it.
I guess I liked the beginning a little (fair animation and graphics) but everything else was uncreative. There wasn't much to say about this.
0/0
The beggining was actually not bad, gee how many ppl are there trying to collect Turd of the Weeks? Anyway hopefully the next Turd comes to you ( if you want it), kinda rasis though well thats you.
Good Luck
I just can't believe some people are really voting 10 on this!
Check some other (good) submissions and then watch this!
Serious, this isn't worth a high score...
You sir are a true artist.
I can't recommend this movie enough!
Oh dear.
Seems we have a narrow minded bigot in our midst.
Dont you realise that most if not all white people have black or arab ancestors?
Yes Daz (if you can work that one out), im talking to you.
If we were all white, dont you realise then people, especially those like you, would still find something to discriminate against. For example, people with red hair.
Racism, is not cool. It might seem so, and build some kind of solidarity in actively collecting together hating arab or middle eastern people. But really its not.
Its immature and extremely unintelligent.
I hope you find some kind of positive enlightenment, and soon.
You know, the funny thing is, I myself hate the clock crew, and the glock crew and all those groups that post bad flash movies. And I could have got behind that. But, well, it's personal. Really. I just don't like you on a personal level, and I've never even met you. I don't know that horrendous racist rant up there is supposed to be some kind of weird joke, but it's not funny. And on top of all that, your movie was terrible. Holding on a picture of a keyboard while playing, in my opinion, the worst SOAD song ever. I mean what the hell were you thinking? Get off the portal
