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Well, as I imagine some of you know...there is this weird group of inanimate objects with keyholes for faces called the Lock Crew, Cock Legion, the Penis Platoon, or something or another...who go around having keys stuck in their massive gaping holes I suppose. Their leader was some fruit fellow who I consumed and I took his crown and key, so presumably I am now their leader because I bitch slapped all of them and made them give me a hummer. So this flash is about my victory over their brutish, uncivilized community.
Here is a plug for their website that I will spam now and again: www.locklegion.co.uk
I think its their bajillionth new one or something like that. I can't count anymore.