This was inspired by a comic one of my web comic buddies made. I got a good laugh out of it then the rest just popped into my head. And yes, I know it's short. It's a short. Shorts are short. Double yes, pun intended.
Some of you may recognize it. I had submitted it a couple days ago but removed it. I really needed a title screen to the point that it was bothering me, and I wanted to change the name to reflect the original comic.