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SEQUEL/REBOOT SERIES COMING 2012/2013 FASTEN YOUR SEATBELTS

The sound levels are all over the place, I hope you guys can understand some of the shit that's going on at least. This flash is honestly so old now that I don't see the point of going back and fixing the mistakes it has. i mean, i'm a kid from barnsley, not the director of Blade Runner.

this was my first flash submission i was ever satisfied with! so you should watch it just for that! it was made casually over a period of 3 months just as i was starting university, based on some doodles i did one weekend in a summer of 2007. those were the days.
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Jezza is busy being a moron until his city is attacked by giant robots. After a brief encounter with the terrorist army dubbed 'The Coffee Boys', he is totally mechanized from the waist down!

Can Jezza defeat these Caffeine-loving BASTARDS!!? Just watch the damn movie and find out!

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Stay behind after the credits for an extra scene!!

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Reviews


FlashmasterFlashmaster

Rated 5 / 5 stars December 2, 2007

Freaking awesome.

Seriously the best thing ever. It was so funny. I can't wait to see more. 5/5.


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ReviewerFromHellReviewerFromHell

Rated 4 / 5 stars December 2, 2007

Best Superhero Ever.

Tweak the sound quality and in another episode, (assuming this would be episodic) don't use the "poor animation" joke to skimp out on a fight scene.

"Wooow! Shaky camera action!"

Still, though. Best superhero ever evereverever.


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MrEdwardNigmaMrEdwardNigma

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars December 2, 2007

Improve it.

It was well drawn, but the sound was so terribly off (both unsynchronised and too loud or too quiet) that I had to turn it off somewhere in the middle. Shame, really, a shame.


lenkobiscuit responds:

yeah i hate the sound design in this too. i was a complete amateur though.


GutamiGutami

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars December 2, 2007

My review...

Graphics: 9/10
The graphics were very good, not exactly the pinnacle of awesome, but very good. The characters were well-designed, and the visual gags and background scenes gave me a good laugh. Since I am an old-world NG-er, graphics are actually at the bottom of my priorities.

Sound: 7/10
The voices were quite wonky, and I had a hard time hearing what they said sometimes, but the cool BGMs made up for that.

Style: 9/10
A very unused archetype, almost at the point of being completely new: the metal crotch archetype. Also, it's not very often that bad guys love coffee, or have robot sharks.

Humor: 10/10
"Jerome 'Jezza' Fuqface" "This evil is making me sweaty." "Oh, I'll scrub your bollocks." "What?" "Nothing." "Using the powers of bad animation and a fishing rod..." The dialogue in the Morrisey scene plus the dialogue at the end, along with the extra scene: Priceless. For everything else, there's watching this cartoon.

Animation: 8/10

Very smooth, but the lip-syncing is a bit off. Still, well done.

Overall: 9/10

I notice that there are a lot of villans in the preloader and on the "Wanted" poster. I'm guessing you will show them in the later installments. As for if you need to change anything, the wonky sound is probably my only suggestion. Keep it up, occasionally, I see a movie with originality and humor. Today, that movie was this.


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lenkobiscuit responds:

Thanks alot man! The sound levels will be more equalized for the sequel, and I'm currently getting onto solving the problem with the sound levels in this one too. Glad you enjoyed it bro, there's more on the way : D


HAYDS510HAYDS510

Rated 5 / 5 stars December 2, 2007

pretty awsome!

this was awsome! who would of thought that a man could beat up a huge metal shark with his tackle!