UPDATE: NOVEMBER 20TH, 2008
Changes have been made to reflect the end of my affiliation to Doghouse Comics. Also, I did a bit of touching up on a few places, and made the animation run smoother and in better synchronization. Go me.
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UPDATE: DECEMBER 16TH, 2007
The final synchronization fix has been made. The "Wigger" scene and credits sequence should now play properly, with no sync issues.
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UPDATE: NOVEMBER 26TH, 2007
Thanks for the frontpage, random frontpage-picker man. It's a start towards getting back on the list of sites I can still stand behind. I mean, I still loathe about 98% of the NG userbase, but at least it's reassuring to know the moderators and administrators around here have their minds sorted out.
Also, I uploaded a version with newer audio and that fixes a few things. Feel free to shut up the fuck up about the voice quality, now.
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The ultimate hate flash, from your favorite internet hate machine. Originally intended simply as an anti-emo short, this flash eventually ended up becoming an 11 minute flash aimed against all of my least favorite internet groups. I expect tons of hate-mail for posting this, and I refuse to have it any other way.
Technically speaking, this is probably one of my more advanced flashes. It's by far my longest cartoon, my most smoothly animated flash to date, and features a dynamic ActionScript camera. I'll also go on record as saying it was definitely the most fun to write and improvise for. About half of what you see is improvised dialouge, and the other half are direct quotations from real idiots.
Enjoy.
