The Little Freakin' Knight!
These aren't your little kid's bed time stories! If they are, seek help!
Watching dudes beat the crap out of each other has never been so fun!
Here is its eulogy, a collection of the kind words written about it while still among the living. They shall live on forever in its place.11-23-07 – 08-08-12
Edit: This is a "non-canon" dad episode. You will not like it.